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imasnail aka tortoise is a 32.39 year old boy, has been a member since February 28, 2006, has scored 2,525 submissions, giving an average score of 1.91, helping 39 designs get printed.

Jul 13 '07 by imasnail
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There is a ghost in my house...

I just heard a door slam loudly upstairs...

I need some consoling...

imasnail on Jul 13 '07 at 6:31pm

help

FRICKINAWESOME on Jul 13 '07 at 6:48pm

There's some hoes in this house, there's some hoes in this house.

Oh, ghosts.

Then my advice for doing what you need to do to lay them really falls apart with this new info....or maybe it doesn't for you people who like to have sex with phantasms.

wotto on Jul 13 '07 at 6:49pm

get over it - 136 people died in my house - and I aint jhokin

marblecargirl on Jul 13 '07 at 6:52pm

yeah, have sex with it Anna Nicole Smith style

barriebarrie on Jul 13 '07 at 6:56pm

136 people died in my house

?!?

mezo on Jul 13 '07 at 6:58pm

LOL@hoe house

cassiepaige on Jul 13 '07 at 6:58pm

He's not upstairs anymore....look behind you.

jk

(cassie is not responsible for heart attack/death/extreme scaredness after you read this)

wotto on Jul 13 '07 at 6:59pm

I liVe in an old nurses quarters in a small town in scotland. There was no hospital and every villager was treated here from 1886 - 1922. tHEN IT WAS AN OLD PEOPLES HOME. i BOUGHT IT AND RENOVATED it and noewits my home. With singing girls and slamming doors.

hanzabean on Jul 13 '07 at 7:01pm

I think someone was killed in my house.

poooohhh

d3d on Jul 13 '07 at 7:19pm

i'd love a ghost. i want to live in the Snowtown Bank, where a dozen people were found dissolved in barrels of acid in the abandoned vault.

imasnail on Jul 13 '07 at 8:21pm

uhm........... thanks guys

FRICKINAWESOME on Jul 13 '07 at 8:23pm

We're always here to help you with points so off your original subject you just forget to be so frightened of whatever you origanlly wrote about.

icebar on Jul 13 '07 at 8:24pm

the wind slams doors all the time.

abeadle on Jul 13 '07 at 8:26pm

wotto that is awesome

barriebarrie on Jul 13 '07 at 10:20pm

This blog is creepy.

FRICKINAWESOME on Jul 14 '07 at 12:30am

This blog is haunted by skeezer apparitions. They go "boo" and then give you the extra-sensory lapdance of a lifetime.

Answerthatandstayfashionable on Jul 14 '07 at 12:32am

my house is brand-new.

no one died here.

FRICKINAWESOME on Jul 14 '07 at 4:46am

We can put an end to that...

*starts sharpening broad axe*

So what's your address just out of curiousity?

emmy.withwings on Jul 14 '07 at 4:57am

when I was eight I found out that the link of old rope on one of the railings in my shed was from where one of the previous owners had hung himself. I never entered that shed again.

LornaGertrude on Jul 14 '07 at 4:57am

my friends house's ghost likes me. its really horrible. his name is Cobb and he always creaks doors and crap when im alone. though once he did push over a sideboard, im glad i wasnt there for that.

FRICKINAWESOME on Jul 14 '07 at 5:04am

The ghost in my house always brings home shyster black fortune tellers to commune with me and tell me i must avenge their death and stop their old girlfriends for falling in love with their killer. But then i tell the ghost that they are blatantly copying off the movie Ghost, and to get their own scary sob story.

jasper7777 on Jul 14 '07 at 6:09am

wotto, how could 136 people die in your house? I lived in an apartment that was a hospital during the civil war and was haunted by soldiers.

jasper7777 on Jul 14 '07 at 6:10am

oh sorry you already answered.

d3d on Jul 14 '07 at 6:13am

what kind of 27 year old boy posts a scaredy pants blog about a haunting anyway? grow some pubes and battle it like a man! use lots of salt. surround yourself with rings of it. don't you watch Supernatural?

don't cross the streams.

imasnail on Jul 14 '07 at 5:05pm

you're mean

icebar on Jul 14 '07 at 5:25pm

d3d was probably kidding.

icebar on Jul 13 '07 at 8:24pm

the wind slams doors all the time.

avalanche_lily on Jul 14 '07 at 5:25pm

The power of Christ compels you!

sp0m on Jul 14 '07 at 5:30pm

bless your house if it will make you feel better.

Polyester Jones on Jul 14 '07 at 5:32pm

My favourite place in America is Savannah, GA. There are lots of spooks there.

4 days later

imasnail on Jul 19 '07 at 11:27am

i'm suprised this isn't a crying baby blog yet

grypesagon on Jul 19 '07 at 11:30am

too bad you're not local. I've performed a dozen or so "exorcisms" on both people and houses. I've gotten pretty good at it. (And that doesn't count the times I've deemed it unnecessary and just transitioned or relocated the source)

hespestos on Jul 19 '07 at 11:36am

My old college dorm was haunted. It was the site of a major theater fire in which hundreds of people died. In fact, If anyone here is planning on going to the School of The Art Institute Of Chicago- don't live in the newer dorm (unless dealing with ghosties is your thing). You'll thank me later.

54 days later

imasnail on Sep 11 '07 at 3:49pm

yeah!