Anyone know where I can get some felix felicis?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I could go for some felix felicis right about now
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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been pwned lately?
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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got pwned?
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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This shirt is neither scratch nor sniff...
of 10 votes, 50% like it
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you just wasted 5 seconds of your life by reading this shirt.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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I could go for some bagels and lox right now...
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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Genesis 1:1 And God said "pullith my finger"
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Please do not scratch and or sniff my shirt
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Juice Control the Media!
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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i=(ha+e) ma+h
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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i (ha+e) ma+h
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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Shvitz!
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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I've never forwarded chain letters, and look, I'm still alive!
of 42 votes, 29% like it
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And God said, 'Pullith my Finger' - Genesis 1:1
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Bling Blang on a Forizzle for Sheez Nap!
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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I'm on it, like white on rice on a paper plate in a snow storm!
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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yah, I can cook... if cereal and ramen count...
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine.... Um....
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us... Nothing.
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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on a scale from one to ten... pony
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Caution: I bite back
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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I take free money
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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FIGHT THE MAN!
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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I wish I was your derivitive so I could be tangent to your curves
of 52 votes, 27% like it
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STICK IT TO THE MAN!!!
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupid.
of 53 votes, 34% like it
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When I was your age... Pluto was a planet!
of 53 votes, 36% like it
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Please don't Scratch and/or Sniff my shirt
of 54 votes, 31% like it
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And God said, 'Pulleth my Finger' - Genesis 1:3
of 57 votes, 35% like it
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this shirt is neither scratch nor sniff
of 58 votes, 26% like it
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my invisible friend thinks you're standing too close
of 58 votes, 22% like it
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you just stepped on my invisible friend
of 59 votes, 24% like it
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I accept free money
of 58 votes, 28% like it
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sorry, i don't speak english
of 57 votes, 28% like it
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Latinus est Mortuus
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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who ever thought of putting cake in a cup?
of 57 votes, 25% like it
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ninjas > pirates
of 44 votes, 27% like it
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You'll meet someone very special. Someone who won't press charges
of 43 votes, 26% like it
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Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Dumbledore is dead, now get over it.
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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I <3 carbs
of 42 votes, 26% like it
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Strangers have the best candy!
of 45 votes, 31% like it
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Get a taste of religion. Lick a witch.
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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All in favor of Viagra, please rise.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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