Hold Me!
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Worship is for sinners!
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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Friends don't let friends wear stupid shirts.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Fantasy, a make believe place where I'm accepted
of 40 votes, 28% like it
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The Devil's a pimp, don't be his ho.
of 41 votes, 41% like it
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Travel to exotic lands, meet exciting unusual people, & kill
of 41 votes, 41% like it
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Lets kiss using my native tongue
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Lets kiss using my native tongue
of 53 votes, 34% like it
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Kissing, my native tongue.
of 53 votes, 34% like it
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Follow Intructions Carefully: 1. Open mouth 2. Insert foot
of 58 votes, 22% like it
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Step 1. Open Mouth Step 2. Insert Foot
of 60 votes, 27% like it
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Open Casket Material
of 59 votes, 32% like it
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Sanatized for your own protection.
of 51 votes, 37% like it
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Sanatized for your protection.
of 51 votes, 31% like it
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ASSUME: makes an ASS out of U and ME.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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I love being the center of attention, cause that's where I belong
of 51 votes, 33% like it
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You Speak English? That's My Native Tongue.
of 52 votes, 37% like it
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Beyond your peripheral vision, so you might want to turn around.
of 51 votes, 37% like it
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If I can't do it, it must not be that cool.
of 59 votes, 22% like it
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I'm not a goof at gym class!
of 61 votes, 11% like it
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Danger: Avoid Death
of 59 votes, 36% like it
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"Eff You TD!"
of 73 votes, 1% like it
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Free Hugs (Tax Excluded)
of 67 votes, 25% like it
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Meet Me, I'm Very Interesting.
of 67 votes, 13% like it
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Chicks dig my comb mustache
of 73 votes, 8% like it
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My fake comb mustache is way cooler the your moustachio.
of 72 votes, 19% like it
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Try me, free of charge
of 73 votes, 16% like it
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I'll Punch You In The Throat Free Of Charge.
of 74 votes, 7% like it
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Hunger, the only feeling important enough to satisfy.
of 70 votes, 9% like it
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Enjoy life, it's kind of important
of 72 votes, 35% like it
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Just Say No To Dancing, Because "Dancing Leads To Sex"
of 70 votes, 10% like it
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Come Play Fantasy, Even Though I'm Reality
of 69 votes, 7% like it
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Remember, a mime is a terrible thing to waste
of 64 votes, 16% like it
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I'm Just A Back Up Singer
of 62 votes, 29% like it
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Men are from Mars, Women are from Crazy
of 63 votes, 29% like it
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Do You Want To Potty?
of 64 votes, 5% like it
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Free Hugs (Plus Tax)
of 69 votes, 36% like it
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Congratulations, You've Just Read "The Bible"
of 67 votes, 9% like it
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Change is always good, so do the laundry
of 67 votes, 16% like it
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Global Warming: It's Making Me Hot
of 74 votes, 22% like it
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Gravity, Is Bringing Me Down
of 74 votes, 36% like it
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By the time you finish reading this,I will have taken your wallet
of 75 votes, 37% like it
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You Wish You Were Part Of My Entourage.
of 75 votes, 13% like it
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Free speech; It'll cost you.
of 74 votes, 38% like it
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One out of every one person dies
of 75 votes, 41% like it
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It's My Party And I'll Eat All The Cake If I Want To.
of 75 votes, 32% like it
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Romantic Movies, Giving Me False Hope Since 1982.
of 87 votes, 46% like it
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According to my research, 98% of people will die someday.
of 80 votes, 46% like it
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FREE SPEECH! It Will Cost You.
of 84 votes, 50% like it
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I always seem to draw a _ _ _ _ _.
of 94 votes, 48% like it
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I'm a virgin. I'm just not very good at it.
of 95 votes, 44% like it
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As a gentleman, I never discuss those types of things.
of 94 votes, 43% like it
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When I grow up I want to be a burden on society.
of 96 votes, 55% like it
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Hope You Know CPR, Because You Took My Breath Away.
of 75 votes, 47% like it
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My awesomeness is checked by radar.
of 67 votes, 58% like it
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Just Add "Hero" To My Resume
of 94 votes, 39% like it
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I Grow Candy On My Candy Farm.
of 79 votes, 35% like it
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I'm So Hot I'm Sweating
of 90 votes, 30% like it
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Illegal Downloading, It's Not Legal.
of 91 votes, 38% like it
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Welcome to the human race.
of 88 votes, 44% like it
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Hobo For Hire: Will Work For Food.
of 93 votes, 35% like it
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Am I Thinking What I'm Thinking?
of 91 votes, 31% like it
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Love Machine In Training
of 88 votes, 30% like it
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Its Not Good To Wish On A Flying Ninja Star That Is Coming At You
of 90 votes, 34% like it
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If this shirt is found, please return to the nearest naked person
of 107 votes, 51% like it
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Don't You Have Better Things To Do Than To Read My Shirt?
of 101 votes, 40% like it
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Trust Me, Don't Believe Everything You Read.
of 100 votes, 36% like it
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Lets talk, I'm a sucker for good conversation.
of 97 votes, 32% like it
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I know, I'm your hero
of 94 votes, 45% like it
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People dictate their own behavior
of 93 votes, 37% like it
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Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
of 87 votes, 43% like it
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Yar, What Be Yer Strengths?
of 87 votes, 39% like it
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Freeze Tag Always Worked Better With A Freeze Gun.
of 87 votes, 40% like it
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I Am Not Afraid Of A Sasquatch, But I Am Telling You Be Alert.
of 96 votes, 35% like it
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Sex, the one thing I'm good at.
of 81 votes, 38% like it
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I'm so awesome,I even have my own toll-free number: 1-800-AWESOME
of 82 votes, 44% like it
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I Recommend Reading The Bible.
of 82 votes, 40% like it
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Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!
of 82 votes, 45% like it
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When I'm good, I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
of 81 votes, 38% like it
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Go Head Punk, Make My Cake.
of 78 votes, 45% like it
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Go Ahead Punk, Make My Cake.
of 80 votes, 44% like it
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Peace is nothing without the violence.
of 97 votes, 44% like it
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Break My Heart, It Was Free Anyway
of 91 votes, 42% like it
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You Are Ineffable
of 95 votes, 31% like it
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Awesome To The Max
of 97 votes, 32% like it
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So Easy A Psychologist Can Do It
of 98 votes, 35% like it
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Make Lika A Tree and Create Oxygen
of 97 votes, 33% like it
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I'm The Happy Ending
of 91 votes, 38% like it
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Self Respect Is Overrated
of 95 votes, 39% like it
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Life Is To Short, Play Naked
of 94 votes, 31% like it
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I Shoulda Stayed In Bed
of 103 votes, 33% like it
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Death, It's Hereditary!
of 107 votes, 41% like it
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Making Mom Proud
of 106 votes, 42% like it
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Heads Or Tails, It Solve All Of Lives Problems.
of 106 votes, 20% like it
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Do You Remember Me From The Star Trek Convention?
of 105 votes, 23% like it
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Weekends Are Only Fun For Cool People
of 108 votes, 33% like it
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Sorry, Insurance Doesn't Cover Stupidity
of 102 votes, 19% like it
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Geologist Sure Know How To Rock
of 108 votes, 38% like it
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A Simply Difficult Person
of 105 votes, 14% like it
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If You're Cannibal, You Are What You Eat.
of 106 votes, 42% like it
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My Lets Make Out Shirt
of 103 votes, 24% like it
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My Make Out Shirt
of 105 votes, 41% like it
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Whatever Tickles Your Pickle!
of 104 votes, 30% like it
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Death, It's Contiguous
of 102 votes, 23% like it
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There was a big fire yada yada yada, and I was basically a hero.
of 108 votes, 50% like it
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Once Upon A Time Never Happened
of 107 votes, 43% like it
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Sock Puppets, Getting Violated Left and Right
of 110 votes, 51% like it
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Lyings Not Bad, It Helps Me Get My Way.
of 104 votes, 24% like it
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Atheist Are So Godless It's God-Awful
of 102 votes, 21% like it
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Dictators, Enough Said
of 101 votes, 36% like it
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It's My Awesomeness That Makes Me Awesome
of 83 votes, 53% like it
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Only Cool People Can Read This.
of 83 votes, 42% like it
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I did the M.O.B. a favor
of 82 votes, 24% like it
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Sleeping With The Fishes Doesn't Sound So Bad.
of 84 votes, 42% like it
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1! 2! 3! NOT IT!
of 85 votes, 40% like it
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Pet Rocks, Making People Happy Since1975
of 87 votes, 32% like it
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Pet Rocks, The Ideal Pets
of 87 votes, 21% like it
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Women, Ruining Mens Lives Since The Beginning Of Time
of 89 votes, 25% like it
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Country Music, Making Ears Bleed Since 1927
of 86 votes, 20% like it
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Free Hugs Plus Tax
of 82 votes, 54% like it
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Vegetarians Ate My Lawn, And I Can't Find My Children
of 84 votes, 50% like it
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Stop Reading, This Ain't No English Class.
of 87 votes, 38% like it
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Yellow Snow Doesn't Quite Taste Like Lemons
of 84 votes, 44% like it
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My Voices Think You're Crazy
of 84 votes, 46% like it
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I'm Knot Dumb
of 81 votes, 36% like it
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If You Need Space Join NASA
of 84 votes, 49% like it
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Were You Talking To Me? Sorry, I Only Answer To Master.
of 80 votes, 28% like it
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The Best Way To Solve Gang Wars Is A Dance Off
of 84 votes, 51% like it
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My Computer Eats My Cookies
of 89 votes, 47% like it
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Kiss Yo' Mama At The Bus Stop, 'Cuz I'm Taking You 2 School
of 91 votes, 29% like it
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Sleeping under the stars is so romantic, unless you're homeless
of 105 votes, 48% like it
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Money Does Grow On Trees, And I Know Where It's Planted
of 87 votes, 46% like it
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Hug Me, Fat People Need Lovin' Too
of 85 votes, 36% like it
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Judgement: a proposition stating that I'm better then you
of 91 votes, 48% like it
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Eat Like Your Life Depended On It
of 94 votes, 37% like it
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Fundamentals Are The Building Blocks Of Fun.
of 120 votes, 29% like it
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Okay I'm Here, Now What Are Your Other 2 Wishes?
of 120 votes, 23% like it
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Life Is A Test, But I Only Cheat Death
of 119 votes, 30% like it
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I Stopped By The Hospital To Get My Cuddy Shots
of 95 votes, 26% like it
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Dantes Satisfaction Came In A Chain Reaction. Disco Inferno.
of 123 votes, 39% like it
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Check Out My Moves, They'll Leave You In Awe!
of 118 votes, 30% like it
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You Stay Classy Planet Earth
of 112 votes, 37% like it
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I Know The No Pants Dance.
of 111 votes, 34% like it
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Lets Make Whoopy!
of 107 votes, 21% like it
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I immediately regret this decision!
of 108 votes, 39% like it
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"The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit&qu
of 108 votes, 34% like it
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Hunger Strikes: Look Great, Feel Dizzy!
of 105 votes, 36% like it
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I Must Keep My Secret Identity A Secret.
of 88 votes, 41% like it
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God's Best Is Worth The Wait!
of 88 votes, 39% like it
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The best dreams happen when you're awake.
of 88 votes, 43% like it
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Bribe Me Once I'll Take The Money. Bribe Me Twice I'll Punch You.
of 110 votes, 15% like it
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Will Babysit for food
of 95 votes, 33% like it
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Side-Kick: I Get In On The Action Too.
of 119 votes, 30% like it
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Life is an equation, but I was never good at math
of 116 votes, 41% like it
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Caution: May Cause A Big Scene For Some Attention.
of 117 votes, 28% like it
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Caution, I'm a fire hazzard when I dance.
of 106 votes, 27% like it
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I'm grown up, but still want to be the red ranger.
of 109 votes, 42% like it
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living the dream wouldn't make it a dream, but more of a reality.
of 105 votes, 42% like it
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Dyslexia, Making Reading Nuf!
of 120 votes, 23% like it
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If it wasn't for dyslexia, reading would be gnirob.
of 122 votes, 38% like it
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It's Not Easy Being Wanted When You're Wanted.
of 100 votes, 33% like it
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Call Me, 555-5555
of 101 votes, 32% like it
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"My Other Shirt.." Is So Over Used
of 103 votes, 33% like it
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Salutations My Good Man!
of 115 votes, 32% like it
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Pretty Much The Coolest Person You'll Ever Meet
of 119 votes, 39% like it
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Hey, Don't Look At Me.
of 114 votes, 33% like it
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My Friends Are A Figment Of My Imagination.
of 116 votes, 30% like it
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Occupancy Limit: 1 Person
of 112 votes, 54% like it
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I'm A Victim Of My Own Imagination.
of 105 votes, 43% like it
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Gravity, It only works on Earth.
of 123 votes, 38% like it
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According To The Cavendish Experiment, You're Attracted To Me
of 121 votes, 26% like it
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Do It Bible Style
of 128 votes, 27% like it
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Coffee, Making The World Turn That Much Faster.
of 125 votes, 26% like it
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Do I Believe In Love At First Sight? Depends What I'm Looking At!
of 120 votes, 33% like it
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Compatible: Your money fits in my wallet.
of 120 votes, 44% like it
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For every minute you are angry, you lose 60 seconds of happiness
of 124 votes, 49% like it
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Be kind to others, give me money.
of 114 votes, 34% like it
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Atheism, a non-prophet organization
of 140 votes, 61% like it
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When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
of 119 votes, 45% like it
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Death, it's Hereditary
of 121 votes, 47% like it
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Join The Army,visit exotic places,meet new people,then kill them
of 113 votes, 36% like it
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Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more.
of 114 votes, 46% like it
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Shake what your mama gave you, unless it's pop.
of 114 votes, 32% like it
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One Nation Under Surveillance.
of 117 votes, 48% like it
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I was baby Jesus in the Christmas pageant.
of 119 votes, 32% like it
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We All Invaded Toms Space.
of 116 votes, 32% like it
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Santa is part of everyones imagination, which makes him real.
of 115 votes, 30% like it
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Never Stop Believing In Santa, Or He'll Kick Your Butt.
of 114 votes, 27% like it
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Sex Is My Anti Drug
of 118 votes, 36% like it
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Kiss Me, I'm 2/15's Irish
of 126 votes, 38% like it
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Money, the universal language.
of 124 votes, 23% like it
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Waiting For The Future...
of 135 votes, 31% like it
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God Is My Friend On MySpace
of 125 votes, 32% like it
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God For President
of 120 votes, 27% like it
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T-Ball, where everyones a winner.
of 143 votes, 31% like it
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You've Got The Curves, I Got The Angles.
of 144 votes, 31% like it
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Sweeter Then 3.1416
of 146 votes, 32% like it
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Fly a kite, get struck by lightning.
of 121 votes, 27% like it
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Voting is corrupting our nation.
of 119 votes, 24% like it
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No One Cares Anymore
of 119 votes, 24% like it
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Never Question God, He'll Answer With A Lightning Bolt.
of 146 votes, 33% like it
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Time for some romantic vocal simulation
of 145 votes, 24% like it
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Choices, Make A Smart One.
of 131 votes, 24% like it
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Life is my happy place.
of 133 votes, 26% like it
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Common Sense, It Works!
of 134 votes, 30% like it
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No Parking On The Dance Floor
of 134 votes, 43% like it
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Mathletes are athletes, only smarted.
of 128 votes, 31% like it
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E=M.C. Hammer
of 139 votes, 45% like it
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Pre-School Drop-Out
of 129 votes, 34% like it
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I Don't Steal, I Borrow & Never Return.
of 130 votes, 39% like it
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Dance, Like Your Life Depended On It.
of 123 votes, 37% like it
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lifeguards only save hot people
of 143 votes, 25% like it
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My Making Out Shirt
of 124 votes, 35% like it
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Worship is for sinners
of 123 votes, 36% like it
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Happy Un-Birthday!!
of 151 votes, 28% like it
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I __ U
of 152 votes, 28% like it
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Don't Judge Me Unless Your Name Is God
of 152 votes, 32% like it
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Children, The #1 Sexually Transmitted Disease.
of 165 votes, 50% like it
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I Took An I.Q. Test & The Results Were Negative.
of 133 votes, 38% like it
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where's the HIdden message?
of 132 votes, 32% like it
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The Buddy System Failed Me
of 131 votes, 40% like it
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I Plan To Live Forever, So Far, So Good
of 166 votes, 48% like it
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Declare War On Columbia, We Need More Coffee.
of 156 votes, 34% like it
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Sharing is caring, give me your ice cream.
of 158 votes, 38% like it
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Laugh at your problems, everyone else does
of 160 votes, 43% like it
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Know what I hate most? Rhetorical questions.
of 159 votes, 43% like it
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Life Will Be The Death Of Me.
of 167 votes, 38% like it
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Trust Me, Don't Believe Everything You Read
of 164 votes, 30% like it
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Monday is a horrible way to spend 1/7th of your life
of 183 votes, 44% like it
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Vegetarians Ate My Lawn!
of 167 votes, 37% like it
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C.P.R. The Kiss Of Life.
of 142 votes, 31% like it
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To Do List: 1. Make My Bed 2. Brush My Teeth 3. Conquer The World
of 169 votes, 40% like it
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Global Warming Is Making Me Hot.
of 149 votes, 41% like it
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Ludwig van Beethoven Hates Country Music.
of 163 votes, 31% like it
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If I agree with you, that would make us both wrong.
of 161 votes, 42% like it
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I plan to live forever, so far, so good.
of 151 votes, 47% like it
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By the time you finish reading this, I'll have taken your wallet.
of 152 votes, 32% like it
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If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either
of 152 votes, 33% like it
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Copy from one, its plagiarism. Copy from two, it's research
of 148 votes, 42% like it
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Puns are bad, but poetry is verse
of 157 votes, 50% like it
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