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Dwarfthrower aka Michael is a 34.7 year old boy, has been a member since February 25, 2006, has scored 75 submissions, giving an average score of 2.91.

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May 26 '06 by Dwarfthrower

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cheese in sci fi movies

can you actually extract cheese from sci fi movies?

which sci fi movie has the least cheese?

my vote (off the top of my head)

1. Solaris
2. Gattaca
3. um.....

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squirelgirl on May 26 '06 at 5:24pm

CHEESE!

Frank Vice on May 26 '06 at 5:28pm

gattaca is pretty cheese-less

solaris... eh

Per Danger on May 26 '06 at 5:39pm

The Ice Pirates is loaded with cheese, though you might think otherwise from the title.

Robsoul on May 26 '06 at 5:42pm

^ damn you per danger, that's my pick!!!!!

best movie ever, except for Steel Dawn ofcourse

Per Danger on May 26 '06 at 5:44pm

What about Red Dawn? Go Wolverines!
oh btw Rob, your shirts are halfway there.

Dwarfthrower on May 26 '06 at 5:44pm

I loved Ice Pirates

those robots were cool

Robsoul on May 26 '06 at 5:47pm

solaris and gattacca are both kinda good ideas (well considering solaris is a rip) but the movies never quite evolve... into good movies

_ alien I (but I like II and III, but III would have been fucking off the hook except for the stupid part where as she is falling into the molten lead the aliens bursts out... chesssyyyy)

_ blade runner

_ fifth elemnet (yeah, I liked it, so what)

_ chronicles of Riddick (some of Pitch Black)

Robsoul on May 26 '06 at 5:48pm

Red Dawn is not sci fi but I love that flick, really good cast. the ending is rather wack... suddenly they are complete tards who don't hear or know how to hide from russian gun ships

Per Danger on May 26 '06 at 5:49pm

Of uncheesy sci-fi, Blade Runner is par none, well maybe 2001, but it's a bit trippy.

d3d on May 26 '06 at 5:49pm

there's no cheese in Event Horizon

Per Danger on May 26 '06 at 5:50pm

Red Dawn goes beyond genre limitations, anything with Patrick Swayze and a resistance is sci-fi.

Robsoul on May 26 '06 at 5:50pm

o jees,yes, 2001 most definitely and alien I. both are brilliant.

Dwarfthrower on May 26 '06 at 5:50pm

it has patrick swayze and jennifer gray in it pre Dirty Dancing

Robsoul on May 26 '06 at 5:50pm

Per Danger, at 5:50pm on May 26, 2006
Red Dawn goes beyond genre limitations, anything with Patrick Swayze and a resistance is sci-fi.

hahhaaaaaaaa... road house?

Per Danger on May 26 '06 at 5:51pm

Event Horizon is a damn gouda if anything.

inFamoUsEmpirE on May 26 '06 at 5:51pm

Speaking of Pirates and cheese...
Go download the porn movie called "Pirates" even if you've never watched a porno flick before(0%) you need to see this one.
This porno has more story than sex. It has CGI and all that shit too. Oh, and the silicone chested star tries to be philosophical but horrrrribly fails.

I'm completely serious.
Download it.

Robsoul on May 26 '06 at 5:51pm

the abyss

tesco on May 26 '06 at 5:51pm

'Sci-Fighter' looks pretty cheese heavy

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0390463/

Per Danger on May 26 '06 at 5:51pm

I don't see anybody resisting Swayze in Road House, au contraire.

tesco on May 26 '06 at 5:52pm

Plus it has Cynthia Rothrock, who I now officialy <3

Aristarchus on May 26 '06 at 5:53pm

"The Last Starfighter" is easily the finest piece of science-fiction ever made. Followed closely by "Enemy Mine", of course.

Per Danger on May 26 '06 at 5:54pm

tesco I was the other day going through the filmography of Cynthia Rothrock as I'm expecting Undefeatable to arrive here any day by now.
Despite her skills, she does some silly ass films for some reason.

Per Danger on May 26 '06 at 5:55pm

I dig The Last Starfighter, it was mad at its time.

Robsoul on May 26 '06 at 5:55pm

good call Aristarchus, hahaha last starfighter

but I actually really do like enemy mine

batteries not included!!!!

Aristarchus on May 26 '06 at 5:56pm

Isn't Cynthia Rothrock, like... Fifty? Nothing wrong with that, of course, but it would be nice to get some younger action-chicks on the scene...

tesco on May 26 '06 at 5:56pm

Oh man, Undefeatable is just incredible.

Robsoul on May 26 '06 at 5:56pm

hellboy

Aristarchus on May 26 '06 at 5:57pm

> but I actually really do like enemy mine

Well, truthfully, I think ol' Lou Gosset Jr. kicks ass in just about anything. He was the Sam Jackson of the seventies.

Robsoul on May 26 '06 at 5:57pm

undeafeatble is martial arts dude

Robsoul on May 26 '06 at 5:58pm

predator

wtached predator II last night after not seeing it for 8 or years, very entertaining

tesco on May 26 '06 at 5:59pm

sorry to get off track, I'm just still in shock after seeing it. To get back on track, whats that sci-fi film with Rutger Haur where it's a prison planet, and everyone wears bombs around their necks? That is extreme cheese.

Per Danger on May 26 '06 at 6:00pm

Predator 2 is crap, anything with Danny Glover is a gleaming turd.

"Robsoul, at 5:57pm on May 26, 2006
undeafeatble is martial arts dude "

I'll have to check on that, if it really falls under martial arts or slapstick comedy.

Aristarchus on May 26 '06 at 6:01pm

I can't think of a Rutger Hauer film like that off the top of my head, but that sounds a little like that horrible piece of shit "No Escape" with Ray Liotta...

Per Danger on May 26 '06 at 6:01pm

tesco, at 5:59pm on May 26, 2006
sorry to get off track, I'm just still in shock after seeing it. To get back on track, whats that sci-fi film with Rutger Haur where it's a prison planet, and everyone wears bombs around their necks? That is extreme cheese.

WEDLOCK

Robsoul on May 26 '06 at 6:01pm

that's right, stay on track, that's why there is a blog topic in the header... ha

no, frankly, I just haven't seen it but I'll have to search it out now. read the summary on IMDB, sounds interesting enough

total recall?

Per Danger on May 26 '06 at 6:02pm

Rob, you're slow and old, I already said it.

Aristarchus on May 26 '06 at 6:02pm

Okay... How 'bout "Deep Star Six"? Anyone see that turkey?

Robsoul on May 26 '06 at 6:02pm

oooooo, terminator I, no cheese awesomnesss

tesco on May 26 '06 at 6:03pm

Yes! Wedlock, ahaha.

Robsoul on May 26 '06 at 6:03pm

saw it ages ago Aristarchus but have no idea... hmmm... ok another IMDB search

Per Danger on May 26 '06 at 6:05pm

I think I went to see Deep Star Six in cinemas, or was it Leviathan.. It was Leviathan, a godawful piece of Alien/Abyss mix which stunk to high heaven.

Dwarfthrower on May 26 '06 at 6:08pm

I dont even remember Leviathan

which underwater spin off was that one?

Dwarfthrower on May 26 '06 at 6:09pm

oh I just IMDb'ed it

I remember

Amanda Pays is damn hot

Robsoul on May 26 '06 at 6:10pm

well Mr. Per Danger basically summed it up "a godawful piece of Alien/Abyss mix which stunk to high heaven."

Robsoul on May 26 '06 at 6:10pm

yes, amanda pays is.... agreed

Per Danger on May 26 '06 at 6:10pm

It had Peter Weller, who was ace in Robocop, but has done pretty much nothing good after Robo :/

Aristarchus on May 26 '06 at 6:10pm

Amanda Pays is damn hot -- love me my Max Headroom!

But Deep Star still blew.

Aristarchus on May 26 '06 at 6:10pm

^ sorry... Leviathan.

Aristarchus on May 26 '06 at 6:11pm

^ Well, both, really.

Robsoul on May 26 '06 at 6:11pm

oooooo, what's that really bad movie with the radr that is hit with an alien virus and the ships computer turns into a monster that does stuff and things.... aaaahahhh ... what is that crap?

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