Aristarchus
aka Roderick (stop sending me Email) is a 35.35 year old boy, has been a member since February 23, 2006, has scored 2435 submissions, giving an average score of 2.14.
Nostalgia Just Isn't What It Used To Be
of 164 votes, 63% like it
AMISH: German for 'I'll never own a giant, transformable robot'
of 241 votes, 55% like it
FREE TIBET!* *When you purchase Mongolia at the regular price.
of 321 votes, 61% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
CANADA: living the American dream without the violence since 1867
of 284 votes, 61% like it
I've got the body of a god. Too bad it's Quetzalcoatl.
of 49 votes, 20% like it
ROBOTS Faster Than Ninjas, Tougher Than Pirates, 100% Zombieproof
of 110 votes, 29% like it
TEXAS: We killed this country's only good president!
of 53 votes, 32% like it
TV is what sets human beings apart from the Amish.
of 50 votes, 28% like it
WTFWSLJDMF: What Would Samuel L. Jackson Do?
of 295 votes, 56% like it
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"Damn... What's the matter with you? You used to be so beautiful..."
