Aristarchus
Aristarchus aka Roderick (it's such a kick-ass fuckin' name) is a 33.8 year old boy, has been a member since February 23, 2006, has scored 2432 submissions, giving an average score of 2.14.
  Aug 07 '06 by Aristarchus        26 Comments        Watch this
about Adultery
And that's all I have to say.

KerforKurb
KerforKurb on Aug 07 '06 at 6:50pm
I think Threadless should just start making kids clothes and designs since that is what they keep printing
Verdana
Verdana on Aug 07 '06 at 6:50pm
Seriously. What is up with all of the faulty hot dog anatomy these days? Everyone knows that the eyes of a hot dog are on it lengthwise, not squished together at one end!
NatySpaghetti
NatySpaghetti on Aug 07 '06 at 6:51pm
i hated this :(
siezexthisday
siezexthisday on Aug 07 '06 at 6:51pm
my thoughts exactaly
mrs. squid
mrs. squid on Aug 07 '06 at 6:52pm
Can't say I like it either.
lovesushi
lovesushi on Aug 07 '06 at 6:52pm
Well hasn't this sort of thing already been done with chocolate milk? I quite like the chocolate milk one though...
wullagaru
   wullagaru on Aug 07 '06 at 6:53pm
HA^...awesome


and in all honesty while I wouldnt wear this its not bad made me chuckle I mean come on do you HAVE to buy something evry time threadless prints stuff? if ya dont liek this weekes shirts give it a few days they'll have more
wullagaru
   wullagaru on Aug 07 '06 at 6:54pm
teh aweosme was for verdana
Verdana
Verdana on Aug 07 '06 at 6:54pm
=]
helladelightful
helladelightful on Aug 07 '06 at 7:03pm
eh, they can't all be good or else us tless lovers would go and get spoiled
jhicks
jhicks on Aug 07 '06 at 7:27pm
Psst...We do make kids shirts KerforKurb. Someone hasn't been paying attention!
ThomJohn
ThomJohn on Aug 07 '06 at 7:44pm
i don't understand you people. this is a great shirt.
Magen
Magen on Aug 07 '06 at 8:03pm
I'd buy it if they were actually caught in the act of Adultery...

(...well, maybe not.)

It's too bad the kids don't like smut 'n' gore. They just want their ketchup and cookies.
lsmc88
lsmc88 on Aug 07 '06 at 10:37pm
i gave it a 2, but hey, its all about the buyers and if they said id buy it, maybe they will
Robsoul
   Robsoul on Aug 07 '06 at 10:37pm
agreed.

mrs. squid
mrs. squid on Aug 07 '06 at 11:53pm
I gave this a 2 also and I thought I was being generous.
Jennifuhrer
Jennifuhrer on Aug 08 '06 at 12:02am
this shirt is sweet
etwod
etwod on Aug 08 '06 at 2:10am
I think this shirt would appeal to those who bought diabolical hotdog, or Youve got some splainin to do. Everytime i wear those i get someone who thinks its the best thing since the muffin in the oven joke. I started wearing diabolical hotdog to work and stopped once i re-realized how awesome it truely was.

I frst overlooked this one, but i may end up picking one up if i find the extra money .
hi-fi gods
hi-fi gods on Aug 08 '06 at 2:31am
honestly, this one is better than diabolical hotdog or you've got some 'splaining to do.


but this "faces on inanimate objects/foods" is so overdone. I thought that was the point of the whole Threadless Loves Threadless competition? to get new ides and to stop copying the old ones...

I'm dissapointed.
Mr. Bax
Mr. Bax on Aug 08 '06 at 2:43am
it's funny
taz-pie
taz-pie on Aug 08 '06 at 2:51am
fucky mcfuckerson doesnt say much, hey?
zimfreak
zimfreak on Aug 08 '06 at 3:44am
amen.
beta_maxx
beta_maxx on Aug 08 '06 at 5:19am
I don't see myself wearing the shirt, but I do think it is funny, as I prefer ketchup over mustard.......but if you have both at the same time....oh yeah
2 days later
travis76
   travis76 on Aug 10 '06 at 2:37pm
"and for the love of all that is holy - no more talking food!"

their own words
travis76
   travis76 on Aug 10 '06 at 2:37pm
okay, shit, i guess it's just thinking...
5elect
5elect on Aug 10 '06 at 3:34pm
R.I.P. Food With Faces.
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