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bortwein
aka Brandon is a 34.13 year old boy, has been a member since October 8, 2003, has scored 66507 submissions, giving an average score of 1.23.
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Inside jokes are Not Funny when you tell them Outside.
of 31 votes, 35% like it
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I Score at Threadless
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Have you ever had that strange feeling that you are being washed?
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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[F]riendly [L]over [I]n [R]ed [T]ee
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Everything I know about Karate I got by Painting your Fence.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Everything I know about Karate I got by Waxing your car.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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Are you made of Honey? because you're attracting mees
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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Sneeze Wrangler
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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Blog me a River.
of 58 votes, 43% like it
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Fear Itself is afraid of Nothing.
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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If you Breakdance, who will fix it?
of 50 votes, 30% like it
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It's the "Again" that makes it funny.
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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You want Art with that Idea?
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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I'm not an Activist. I just have Issues.
of 68 votes, 15% like it
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Tell Me All Your Secrets So I Can Blackmail You.
of 64 votes, 16% like it
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I've Sold Out To The Man, But I Wasn't Cheap About It.
of 61 votes, 13% like it
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Irony has nothing to do with getting out Wrinkles.
of 72 votes, 15% like it
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Well... your slogan shirt sucks too
of 61 votes, 23% like it
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I wear fancy pants.
of 75 votes, 20% like it
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Things that start with F for $100 Trebek
of 148 votes, 15% like it
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Traffic is a Conspiracy
of 199 votes, 27% like it
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Amnesia Anonymous
of 156 votes, 26% like it
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There's a new serif in town.
of 143 votes, 23% like it
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Amateur Shopping Cart Racer
of 211 votes, 32% like it
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Strangely Appealing
of 234 votes, 21% like it
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Curious Larry just didn't sound right.
of 161 votes, 21% like it
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My Reality is Not seen on TV.
of 163 votes, 21% like it
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...so I built this raft.
of 201 votes, 25% like it
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can I eat the little one?
of 156 votes, 22% like it
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Early Procrastinator
of 156 votes, 22% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Ace of Awkward
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Addicted to Stuff
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Beaches ain't nothin' but sand and salt water.
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Check me out: I got Printed!
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Check out my Full Catalog
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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For Folks Sake!
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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FREE DUH!
of 31 votes, 0% like it
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FREE DUMB!
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Free Hug with a $5 Handling Fee.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I majored in Conspiracy Theory
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I Submit To Threadless
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I want my 2 Dollars!
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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It's an Anti-Social Social
of 115 votes, 23% like it
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it's like Band Camp but boring
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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It's the "Again" that makes it
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Jump, Jive and Whale?
of 79 votes, 15% like it
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muh-nog-uh-(with)me this holiday
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Refresh Retype Reload Restart
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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TheseAreAllTheShapesTexasCouldHaveBeen
of 64 votes, 25% like it
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War is an Art, so that makes me a Ninja
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/24991/bortwein
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