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bortwein
bortwein aka Brandon is a 34.18 year old boy, has been a member since October 8, 2003, has scored 67540 submissions, giving an average score of 1.24.
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  Dec 04 '09 by bortwein        15 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
BIG snow flakes! It's fun outside. It won't last and they won't stick to the ground for sure. I miss seeing snow like this. If I had a pic I would post it.

Also please check out my design:

It's Lemur Time! - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More
  Nov 20 '09 by bortwein        10 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Spanx for dudes? T-shirt promises instant six-pack
MSNBC Article



Quote from the article:
"The first clues that you’re in for something different are the instructions on the box. Those would be instructions for how to put on, and take off, a T-shirt. (“How to put shirt on: Pull on all the way to your underarm, then pull over your head.”) Men have celebrated the T-shirt for generations, from the brilliance of Brando to the hipster uniforms of Threadless, and now we’re being told that we’ve been doing it wrong? You almost have to admire the chutzpah."
  Nov 16 '09 by bortwein        1 Comment        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Great looking print. Congrats!

  Nov 15 '09 by bortwein        12 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
High fever, upper respiratory infection and strep throat.
  Nov 09 '09 by bortwein        9 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Please help me out and vote for "It would have been cooler as a Van" for October Bestee. Pleaseeeeeee....
BESTEE VOTE



It Would Have Been Cooler as a Van - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

Please and Thanks you,
bortwein
  Oct 21 '09 by bortwein        16 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Baby Vans? (Kids Tee Proposal) 2 Rows of 4 Down Vans.


What do you think? Would this work? Would you buy it for your kid? Are the right vans on it? I tried to keep the vans kid friendly, so no horror movies and nothing too out there on the theme like the Top Gun van.

Discuss.
  Oct 19 '09 by bortwein        22 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Can someone take me a few store front photos this week while my design is for sale at the Threadless retail stores in Chicago? I'd love to see a full store front photo with the sign and window. Then a shot of my shirt in the window (if it is actually in the window).

I would be willing to send you an It Would Be Cooler as a Van post card for your troubles.


PLEASE. Thanks.

It Would Have Been Cooler as a Van - Threadless, Best T-shirts Ever

PS. I love that Craig is Rockin my shirt in the Product Photo. Thanks man you are the greatest. :D
  Sep 15 '09 by bortwein        37 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   

The Remake Challenge!

orangatang wins the highest increase in score over previous sub, and unfortunately Maltzmania has the largest decrease in score. :( Then there is a 4 way tie for getting the Closest to the original score but unfortunately they were all under just by 0.01.

31 Above Previous
24 Below Previous

Name of Artist Participating (Their Submission Score - Previous Submission Score = Total +/-)

-----------Above-------------
orangatang (2.49 - 1.26 = 1.23+)
alexmdc (3.42 - 2.33 = 1.09+)
bortwein (2.54 - 1.65 = 0.89+)
John Will Balsley (1.93 - 1.10 = 0.83+)
Chengui (3.03 - 2.31 = 0.72+)
mr spiers (2.30 - 1.66 = 0.64+)
ratkiss (2.27 - 1.68 = 0.59+)
ratkiss (2.35 - 1.78 = 0.57+)
mark722 (2.10 - 1.53 = 0.57+)
Aphte (2.31 - 1.77 = 0.54+)
Torakamikaze (2.58 - 2.08 = 0.50+)
xiv (2.04 - 1.57 = 0.47+)
Brightwood (2.45 - 2.03 = 0.42+)
badbasilisk (2.98 - 2.58 = 0.40+)
cash_ivc (2.54 - 2.14 = 0.40+)
xiv (2.15 - 1.82 = 0.33+)
oJimo (2.11 - 1.78 = 0.33+)
wowrainbows (2.26 - 1.94 = 0.32+)
Ryder Revolution (2.45 - 2.16 = 0.29+)
ferfo (2.13 - 1.86 = 0.27+)
boysbeambitious (1.81 - 1.55 = 0.26+)
Leroy_Hornblower (3.10 - 2.86 = 0.24+)
EricDiaz (2.18 - 1.95 = 0.23+)
silverqe (3.07 - 2.85 = 0.22+)
jreffreyg (2.51 - 2.29 = 0.22+)
agrimony(2.56 - 2.40 = 0.16+)
ste7en (2.47 - 2.32 = 0.15+)
Dexter Spandex (2.43 - 2.29 = 0.14+)
jreffreyg (1.87 - 1.77 = 0.10+)
mismonaut (2.08 - 1.99 = 0.09+)
jrmasm (3.11 - 3.03 = 0.08+)
-----------Below-------------
ste7en (3.07 - 3.08 = -0.01)
Opifan64 (3.02 - 3.03 = -0.01)
Rodrigobhz (2.94 - 2.95 = -0.01)
ArTrOcItY (2.50 - 2.51 = -0.01)

ratkiss (2.35 - 2.43 = -0.08)
buko (3.23 - 3.33 = -0.10)
pilihp (2.96 - 2.86 = -0.10)
ISABOA (2.93 - 3.09 = -0.16)
EricDiaz (2.27 - 2.46 = -0.19)
xiv (2.24 - 2.49 = -0.25)
ecsu (2.23 - 2.49 = -0.26)
B 7 (2.05 - 2.37 = -0.32)
dabogain (1.78 - 2.15 = -0.37)
TheInfamousBaka (2.66 - 3.05 = -0.39)
ivejustquitsmoking (2.13 - 2.52 = -0.39)
HAHA.sg (2.27 - 2.75 = -0.48)
westicles (1.48 - 1.98 = -0.50)
Resistance (1.63 - 2.19 = -0.56)
randyotter3000 (2.63 - 3.24 = -0.61)
ivejustquitsmoking (1.90 - 2.52 = -0.62)
matiandrivein (1.64 - 2.26 = -0.62)
Resistance (2.05 - 2.69 = -0.64)
ivejustquitsmoking (1.84 - 2.52 = -0.68)
Maltzmania (1.49 - 2.24 = -0.75)
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  Sep 11 '09 by bortwein        36 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Remember Boinks?


I got my first Boink Toy at a Candy and Toy convention that my Mom took me to when I was really young. She worked for a candy company that was showing at the event.

What other retro random toys do you remember growing up with?
  Jul 20 '09 by bortwein        16 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
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