i love babies, puppies, old people, taking pictures, and making crafty things. some of my biggest desires are: to own a giant rainbow umbrella; to fly a kite at least once a month; to learn how to sew; to cut my own hair. also, amy sedaris is my hero, and i make poop jokes way more than anybody rightfully should. i tend to love colors named after foods, such as mint green, mustard yellow, and plum.