A Penny For Your Thoughts. And Keep The Change
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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After 24 hours, i gotta call it a day
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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All Foam... No Beer
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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Any Game Can Be Turned Into A Drinking Game
of 43 votes, 26% like it
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Ask Me If I'm Pregnant
of 43 votes, 23% like it
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Be alert. The world needs more lerts
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Beauty Parlor: A place where women curl up and dye
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Being In A Hurry Is A Waste Of Time
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Cannibals Need To Eat Too
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Celebrities Are Ugly
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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Cold Topic
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Confucious Say It's All Okay
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Don't make me mad. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Don't Step On The CRACKS!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Dont let your hair go to your head
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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Double Click Me
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Duct Tape Is Forever
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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Emo is cool
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Excess is never too much in moderation.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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F@CK Is The Most Diverse Word
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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For A Plumber, A Flush Beats A Full House
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Garbage bags do not make good parachutes
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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God Might Use Me For Miracle Practice
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Having Bad Skin Is A Pore Excuse
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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I . . . Like . . . To . . . Take . . . My . . . Time
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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I Am All No-ing
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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I am smart, funny, and housebroken
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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I didn't climb the food chain to become vegetarian!
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I Do The Work Of Three Men: Curly, Larry, And Moe
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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I Don't Believe In Lies
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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I Don't believe in RUSs
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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I Feel better with your Hands
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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I fell Out Of The Family Tree
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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I found Jesus - he was behind the sofa the whole time
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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i have a natural hi
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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I have A Palm tree growing On My Hand
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I Jumped Off A Building To CHeck My Maxi-Pad's Wings
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I Learned To Dance While Wating For The Bathroom.
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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I Listen to French Fluently
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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I Listen to Spanish Fluently
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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I Love You More Today Than Tomarrow
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I Suck Lemons
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I Suck Lemons
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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I Surf On A KeyBoard
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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I want to slip into a nice comfortable Coma
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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I Was Born During Low Tide In The Gene Pool
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I'm a pigmant of your imagination
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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I'm An Extra
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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I'm as rare as a blonde Virgin
of 49 votes, 24% like it
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I'm As Sharp As Cheese...MMM...Cheeeese
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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I'm Gunna Verb Your Subject
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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I'm Hooked on Fishing
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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I'm Nothin to look at. Im Invisible
of 39 votes, 3% like it
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I'm On Maturity Leave
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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I'm on the green pill
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I'm Prejudice Towards Racists
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I'm The Climax
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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If Actions Speak Louder Than Words. Why can't we hear Mimes?
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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Im crazy about Fruit Cake
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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Im drowning!
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Im Galloping off to join the circus
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Im in Over my Head, and Drowning
of 46 votes, 4% like it
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Im So Tired Of Sleeping!
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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In A Battle Of Wits I'm Unarmed
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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It's Christmas - Unwrap Me
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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It's Okay To Be Fat...
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Jesus saves. He uses double coupons
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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Just Add Water ( On a White tee )
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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Just leave me to go into the fetul position for a few hours!
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Let's get Me-Deep In Conversation
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Let's Stop And Wink For A Minute
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Life is a Sexually Transmitted Terminal Disease
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Look On The Bright Side Of The Moon
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Man Standing On Toilet Is High On Pot
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Me and 007 had a BONDing experience
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Morticians are Dead Sexy
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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Most Rules Of Thumb Suck
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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My guru isn't Omm
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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My last breath will be a fatal blow.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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My Responsibilities Include Checking Customers Out
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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My Underwear is Pink Aswell (On pink)
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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My Walls DO tell me stories
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Never Withhold Herpes From Loved Ones
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Nice Shoelaces
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Okay Brain... Do your thing
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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On your mark, get set, go away!
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Piece Out Girl Scout
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Pinball Champion of Everywhere
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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Please Excuse me from being.. It's my parents Fault
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Practice safe lunch: Use a condiment
of 11 votes, 55% like it
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Procrastination Is An Art
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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RAP - Rhythm And Poetry
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Responsibility Makes Me Nervous
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Save a Book - Read Me
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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Scooby Wouldn't Do That!
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Scratch Like no one is watching
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Sisterhood Of The Traveling Fat
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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So many stupid people, and so few asteroids
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Sorry, My Car Has Gas
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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Start the day off with a smile and get it over with
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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SuperMan Saved Me
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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That's not a haircut, it's a cry for help
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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The Invention of the Wheel has caused a Revolution
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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The rechargable batteries are Revolting
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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The Window of Opportunity Is Fogged Up
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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This is a case of Wife and Death
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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This isn't My Good Side
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Threadless.com, We're Totally B.F.F
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Urine My Way
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Vulgarity is @$%!
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Wanna share electrons?
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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Want a little taste of religion? Bite the minister
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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We'll have a sweet disposition until the bitter end
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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We're like those little pink and blue plastic people in LIFE
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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What Lonely Women Should Do
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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What we need is a patch for stupidity
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Who Put An "S" In The Word Lisp?!?
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Yawn: An honest opinion openly expressed
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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You Can't Afford Me.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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You Dance With The Grace And Elegance Of A Pregnant Cow
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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You Have Delusions Of Adequacy
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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You're Phat
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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