[b]statement.[/b]
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Biologists do it with animals
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Clearly, I'm invisible
of 51 votes, 31% like it
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Just blame US (everyone else does)
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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Jesus does not forgive teamkillers
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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You know what I hate? Rhetorical questions.
of 54 votes, 30% like it
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You had me at "Hell no."
of 55 votes, 24% like it
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I was a teenage heart-throb
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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I don't care about Apathy 'cause Apathy don't care about me
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Life is a journey. Time is a river. The door is a jar.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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There's no "team" in "victory".
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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The slogan on this shirt represents the decline of modern society
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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I told Satan to go to Hell
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Friction, why you gotta be holdin' me back?
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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Kidney stones are just rocks on a mission
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Why are you out of the kitchen?
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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I've got a fever - and the only prescription is more cowbell
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Paradox: "Honestly, I'm a liar"
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Redundancy: Third time's a charm.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Thunder is Jesus bowling
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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My other wife is mormon too
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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Sharing is communism in training
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Shakespeare bites his thumb at you
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Noun: it's who you do
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Innuendo: the sause on your taco
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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onomatopoeia!
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Official Nipple Warmer
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Snape kills Dumbledore!
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Botany: It grows on you!
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Drugs: Not all they're cracked up to be.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Thanks, I like your shirt too.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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[insert witty comment here]
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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Bite me, I'm a masochist.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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I am Sparticus.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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@(O_o)@
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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MMORPG: Who needs RL?
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Not afraid of the big, bad wolf.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Smornge: it rhymes with orange
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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