Monkey II
Monkey II aka Sir Monkeylicious the II is a boy, has been a member since February 19, 2006, has scored 4683 submissions, giving an average score of 1.17.
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  Nov 09 '06 by Monkey II        27 Comments        Watch this
beefcurtains
bun that
butterface
chickenhead
cottage cheese thighs
dipshit
fishbreath
fuccaroni
meat injection
pancake tits
piehole
pizzaface
potatohead
smelly taco
what the pho
yoghurt cannon



Monkey II
   Monkey II on Nov 09 '06 at 4:55pm
gimme more
melhel86
melhel86 on Nov 09 '06 at 4:57pm
fishface?

or breath.
fc gravy
fc gravy on Nov 09 '06 at 4:57pm
spotted dick
Monkey II
   Monkey II on Nov 09 '06 at 4:58pm
spotted dick is not a swear word, it's a dessert^^
Monkey II
   Monkey II on Nov 09 '06 at 4:59pm
maybe I should make a second list: swear words in food
melhel86
melhel86 on Nov 09 '06 at 5:10pm
potato head

tesco
   tesco on Nov 09 '06 at 5:11pm
beef curtains
Jewstice
Jewstice on Nov 09 '06 at 5:12pm
Ham
fc gravy
fc gravy on Nov 09 '06 at 5:13pm
oops, i getcha now....

meat injection?
Monkey II
   Monkey II on Nov 09 '06 at 5:19pm
yes! I mean no... erhm good word
melhel86
melhel86 on Nov 09 '06 at 5:30pm
cottage cheese thighs. (referring to cellulite)
Monkey II
   Monkey II on Nov 10 '06 at 11:53am
grump n bind
iPear
iPear on Nov 10 '06 at 11:54am
my one dark skinned chocolate friend told me what a butterface was.

a butterface is a girl that has all the good features, but her face.
mezo
   mezo on Nov 10 '06 at 11:54am
Pancake tits
Monkey II
   Monkey II on Nov 10 '06 at 11:55am
but her face
iPear
iPear on Nov 10 '06 at 11:56am
Yogurt Cannon!
Monkey II
   Monkey II on Nov 10 '06 at 11:58am
=D
OlliRudi
   OlliRudi on Nov 10 '06 at 12:00pm
mmm. chocolate face, like edward murphy.
7 days later
Monkey II
   Monkey II on Nov 18 '06 at 7:24am
grindin
53 days later
Monkey II
   Monkey II on Jan 10 '07 at 11:33am
gimme more!!!!
Westwood
Westwood on Jan 10 '07 at 11:43am
pepperoni nipples
lemonalle
lemonalle on Jan 10 '07 at 11:45am
muttonhead

that's what my dad always calls me.
Kitchen Patrol
Kitchen Patrol on Jan 10 '07 at 11:45am
pastrami hangers
staffell
staffell on Jan 10 '07 at 11:47am
cuntchops
lemonalle
lemonalle on Jan 10 '07 at 11:52am
cabbage ass
skafiend007
skafiend007 on Jan 10 '07 at 11:56am
Guacomole hips

I heard that one on a John Leguizamo show
skafiend007
skafiend007 on Jan 10 '07 at 11:57am
the turkey baster
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