Profile for Monkey II - "A man was killed in Austin by bees..."

Monkey II aka Tan is a boy, has been a member since February 19, 2006, has scored 4,720 submissions, giving an average score of 1.19, helping 38 designs get printed.

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Jul 11 '06 by Monkey II
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"A man was killed in Austin by bees..."

That Animal Channel is crazy. Then that little fuckin Australian dude comes out. He's always yelling at the camera, "Hello...come on follow me, let's go. Come on, let's go on an adventure!" I'm in my living room putting my pants on "I'm coming! Where are my keys? I gotta pick this guy up. WHAT LAGOON ARE YOU IN?" That dude's nuts. I seen an episode the other day, he comes to a lake there's like 14 crocodiles snapping, rolling around. He looks at the camera he goes, "I'm gonna dive in, just to see what happens." He's walking through the woods like, "Look a beehive. I'm gonna shove my head in, take a look around. Gorgeous, gorgeous! Come on, follow me as I bitch-slap this baboon. Gorgeous! I'm gonna shove my balls in this horses mouth and hit him with a lead pipe. - D.C.

[for xiv] Join me tomorrow when I rape a cow just for spite! Crikey!"

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xiv on Jul 11 '06 at 12:09pm

http://www.ailha.com.au/img/WIC/crikey.jpg

Monkey II on Jul 11 '06 at 12:12pm

wanderingin on Jul 11 '06 at 1:23pm

So true! That guy gives me the willies. "Watch this as this deadly snake wraps itself around my arm to not bite the crap out of my wrist! Magic!" ;)

speedyjvw on Jul 11 '06 at 1:26pm

so i punched the shark in the face....and he let me go

Manos on Jul 11 '06 at 1:38pm

that tee is one hell of an idea. i don't know if it will get printed but well done on thinking different.

Monkey II on Jul 11 '06 at 2:52pm

thanks manos^^

I totally use this competition to make more experimental shirt-designs. They all scored like crap ...ahaha.

But I had fun makin' them.