My first impression was that the unicorn would be like a sexy lady poster to inspire the unicorn to get in shape, but then I thought maybe it's his ideal unattainable aspiration to become unicorn like. In the end, both narratives work and I should not spend so much time mildly deconstructing a t-shirt's meaning.

This is like the awesome shirts I saw at the University of Chicago that said stuff like "easy as 3.141592653589...." and "University of Chicago where the only thing that will go down on you is your GPA".

This is what Toulouse-Lautrec saw each night before he passed out...

I missed this one the first go round because of my brokeness. That brokeness passed and now I can fulfill my inner lit nerd's desire. Also, "inner lit nerd's desire" would make a great romance novel.

But only because this is freakin funny as all unicorn poop. Which is to say this is pretty funny.