Shark Whaleberg is a fishmammal.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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I hope you have a big barn, cause I'm gonna' shove my cock in it.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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This is my nipple blanket. It blankets my nipples.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Bad financial investment.
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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Hippies are just homeless people with dyes.
of 52 votes, 27% like it
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Surprise Bukkake > Sliced Bread
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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I never feel safe without a condom.
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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fufuhfuhffuh... That was pleasant.
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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GREEN GREEN GREEN YOU HAVE THE FLOW.
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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This is a trend now.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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Warning: Extremely flammable!
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Some guy wrote this.
of 54 votes, 28% like it
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If you touch me, I might touch you back.
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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This is illegal in North Korea.
of 54 votes, 26% like it
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THESE ARE MY PAJAMAS!
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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I CAN DEFEND MYSELF.
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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Proof that people will buy and wear anything.
of 53 votes, 36% like it
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This is the shirt I smothered your family with.
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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I have some weird crazy people tied up in my basement.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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We're climbing Mount Everest! AND THE HORSE IS SLIPPING!
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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I EAT ANIMALS FOR BREAKFAST. No, really I do.
of 55 votes, 27% like it
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When life gives you lemons, you might be poor.
of 54 votes, 24% like it
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Hold your horses! There's not enough room in the stable.
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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I play board games standing up.
of 73 votes, 23% like it
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I think people naturally hate change. Especially pennies.
of 98 votes, 39% like it
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You sir, just got challenged to MORTAL KOMBAT!
of 106 votes, 25% like it
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