My brother got Bell's Palsy in October where half of his face was paralyzed temporarily. Halloween was approaching, and in order to properly utilize this awesome occurrence he made the obvious choice correct choice of halloween role: Two Face.



this picture makes me lol lots. you probably won't but i thought i'd share anyways. it's kinda hard to tell from the photo but he did the whole hair thing too. i gave him much bro love.

he is not paralyzed anymore lol.

alien invasions!

i don't know what to think

Recently, I purchased three games. I've been playing them profusely for the past week.

mah impressissions.

Disagea DS



Obviously from the picture, it is a strategy RPG type thing. It is fun. And challenging. I am not smart enough for these games, but I try my best. But usually my best isn't enough so I keep on trying. But that's what is good about the game.

Very deep and complicated with strategies and items and shit. Plus it is like literally forever playable. Every item in the game has it's own world that you can go in and fight guys to level up the item. There is much to do, and many options. I can see myself playing this for a long time. The story is pretty weird though.

Clubhouse Games



If you like card games, board games, or games in general, then you MUST buy this game. It has like more than 40 games on it and they are all well done. It has many card games that I haven't seen in digital form before. They all have settings to customize.

There are two other modes other than Free Play. Stamp is where you progress through the games, earning stamps and unlocking games. It is a really good way to get acquainted with the games. The other mode is Mission Mode, which is where you try to beat challenges. This is a great game.

Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars



This is another must buy. It is the best looking DS game in my opinion. The style is fucking cool. The opening credit sequence that introduces you to the city is so awesome that I peed a little. It has killer gameplay. There is a lot to do. There are a lot of way the game implements the touchscreen and it all works well. The drug dealing part of the game is pretty complicated. The action is good and the driving controls are great considering it's not on an analog stick. The story does definitely follow the pattern of the other games though. They fitted a shitload of stuff in this game.


sooo now what?

it was intense and sexy. much boob and crotch.

much glowstick and spinning. my feet hurt now.

i love girls. so much. i love you, girls.

do men need to do this?

for a woman's sake?

how much?

styles?

methods?

braids?

dreads?

as graphic as possible please

I had a fucking threaddream.

A friend of my brother's rang him saying he saw some dudes with ski masks on and bulged pockets heading toward his apartment. My brother then gets a knock on his door, which he then immediately scrambles to lock, and looks out the peephole to see a bunch of guys donning black ski masks with guns outside his door. His friend called the police. They didn't come out.

They didn't come out.

My brother was probably panicked, idk I wasn't there, but eventually they ran off after tryin' to knock the door down.

So yeah, he's moving. I saw him today at the restaurant he works at, and he bought me and my ma some sexy dinners and some nice thai tea.

so yeah, there's that.

well?

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hang on puter! don't let go!

I've never been more mentally frustrated with a class before. I fucking hate everything about it, I want to throw up all over the teacher's face and smash her goddamn laptop. I mean she has big boobs, but I fucking hate her for doing this to me. I should a taken Environmental Science.

What is it with science teachers thinking a student's life should revolve around science 24/7!?