So the tee design with the bad pickup lines made me think about the worst pickup line someone actually used on me. The winner by a mile? "So, would you like to see my third nipple?" (Apparantly he really did have one) Anyone else want to share?

So yeah, first of all hadn't washed any clothes in a week and therefore no clean pants. An hour and a half later, my jeans still aren't dry. Plus, in the mean time my dog peed all over my kitchen floor. Then i got the hell scared out of me because I had left the door unlocked after i went to the laundrey room and I heard it slowly openeing so i ran to shut it and it felt like someone was holding it so I slammed it and then realized I had just slammed the door on my cat, so I am now a bad person. She's ok though, kinda pissed at me but ok. Sigh. Maybe my jeans are finally dry. Our dryers really suck.

Ahh, black friday! My sister got up at the crack of dawn to drag her sister into the shopping insanity but has apparantly been to traumatized to now talk about it. I, on the other hand, slept in and then had pie for breakfast. Mmmm, pie! Anyone else brave or mentally disturbed enough to go out in search of the many necessary objects in the 10 pounds of newpaper ads? $200 child-size golf cart anyone? Chocolate fountain? Inflateable santa?

So i wanted to buy my 14 y.o. bro a tee for xmas but everything I would want to buy is sold out in a guys large. ugh! Any suggestions? Otherwise I'll just have to hold on and hope they reprint something good.

I got a 12 month subscription as a surprise early birthday present and my first shirt arrived today! Its gorgeous! It fits differntly, though. Better actually. Do they print on different shirts?

Hello! I might be interested in trading some of my threadless shirts. None have been worn or washed more than a few times and there are no stains or bleached marks. I would like girlie larges or mens mediums in return, if you feel like offering of course. :)


Guys Shirts:

Think Slow/S
Loch Ness Imposter/S

Girly Shirts:

Landline Strikes Back/M
Paranormal US/L
Predicament/L
Mosaic Messiah/XL

So there you go!

I love this so much that i am motivated to post a traditional i I" I love it and it has made my entire life!" post. Oh the joy! Brilliant.

Ok, sad I know but I just am finally getting my lisence. The fact I hit two non-moving objects ( a house and parked truck respectively) while i had my permit and that it has taken me over 3 years to learn to drive propperly didn't help. Its about time too, because my friends are pretty damn tired of carting my butt around. Anyway, naturally I need a car and need something roughly under $3,000. I'm not expecting amazing things for that cheap and as long as it runs I'll be happy but suggestions are still appreciated.

Ok, so there is probably some totally reasonable explanation for this, but for the moment i'm just like "Huh?" I went to do laundrey in my building's laundrey room thing, open the door, and all the washers and driers are gone, entirely gone, except for large piles of dust. Plus, the stuff I left in a dryer last night ended up in a massive pile with everybody else's junk that was in there, so I had to dig my shorts out of a pile of some random guy's undies. Ahhh, randomness!

The following are actual excerpts from real college history exams(compiled in an awesome book that makes me laugh until I can't breathe!)
A few personal favorites:

" The airplane was first invented and flown by the Marx brothers."

"Hitler, who had become depressed for some reason, crawled under Berlin. Here he had his wife Evita put to sleep, and then shot himslef in the bonker."

"Rasputin was born a pheasant, which was visible in his looks."

" Mesapatamia was squigged in a valley near the eucaliptus river. Flooding was erotic."

"Yorktown was the site of Robert E. lee's greatest victory. Washington defeated the allies at Gettysburg."

"Hitler's instrumentality of terror was the gespacho."

" The Vikings, of course, had already sailed as far as Colorado, where several of their campsights can still be visited today."

" The perishing gulf war began when Satan Husane invaded Kiwi and Sandy Arabia. This was an act of premedication."

"Life reeked with joy."

"Roman upperclassmen demanded to be known as Patricia. Senators wore purple tubas as a sign of respect. Around the 120s B.C. the gretzky brothers failed to stop these and other injustices."

"The Boston tea party was held at pearl Harbor."

" The major cause of the Civil War was when slavery spread its ugly testicles across the west."

" Pope Clementine was clueless."

"The three gods were "Good", "Bad", and "Indifferent." These beliefs later resurfaced among the manatees."

And, finally, a few facts on the plague:

* it was spread from port to port by inflected rats
*it was then passed around by midgets
*victims of the Black Death grew boobs on their necks
*Death rates exceeded 100% in some towns