(faded letters) STOP MAKING MY NEW SHIRTS LOOK OLD!!
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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I Play Ring Toss With My Pet Unicorn.
of 29 votes, 66% like it
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Money can't buy me happiness but it can buy me cool shirts!
of 40 votes, 35% like it
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My shadow walked under a ladder. Will bad luck follow me now?
of 37 votes, 41% like it
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History repeats itself. History.
of 57 votes, 61% like it
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I laugh in the face of dange- He has a gun! RUN IN ZIGZAG!
of 47 votes, 34% like it
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I'd like a shot of espresso in the arm please!
of 39 votes, 28% like it
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I have sidewalk rage.
of 53 votes, 34% like it
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I pretend to check the time to leave awkward situations.
of 67 votes, 54% like it
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My other shirt is a suit of armor.
of 63 votes, 54% like it
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Don't look away. Enjoy the awkward moment.
of 60 votes, 73% like it
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I'd like to apologize for the look I'm about to give you.
of 49 votes, 55% like it
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I'd like bacon with that please.
of 40 votes, 40% like it
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Pandas are polar bears who get in fights.
of 43 votes, 40% like it
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(Regular ink) Work all day. (Glow ink) Dance all night!!
of 52 votes, 58% like it
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Excuse me while I pretend to talk on the phone and walk away.
of 54 votes, 59% like it
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