if you can't see, the odometer reads 250,022

its a miracle machine

on my way home from work practicing my downshifting going uphill, its not an easy thing, i've gotten the hang of it now, a man who'll ill later find out is wearing a tie-dyed styx t-shirt can't stop soon enough to not hit a bmw who'll ill find out later is driven by two asian girls (im guessing only one is actually driving, but both were in it).

he gets out, pretty shocked, they barely tapped, but you know how that sound is, its a crack, this is the second accident i've seen in a week, and this one was right in front of me.

i was listening to the wedding present really loud ("kennedy" is killer), and i turned it down because i felt bad for all of them, but i turned it back up when i passed them.

later, downshifting up another hill and doing it with ease, three older ladies and an older man holding a younger baby are holding up signs on a street corner opposing the president, the favorite sign being

MAKE LIVING-WAGE JOBS FOR THE UNEMPLOYED, NOT WAR

i thought 'snap your fingers, these sign holders know what to do, lets do it' and i know ithaca, ny is a pretty hippy liberal type town, but is this what happens when i grow old and retire? id rather sit on a porch and if it gets dirty, sweep it clean, its much more manageable, than trying to get jobs for an entire country

someone tell me how.

ive burped like twice in my life, instead my throat just makes strange noises sometimes. and dont just tell me to breath in air, that makes no sense to me

i know this has been really popular lately, but i have yet to try it. i'll draw you if you let me.

i need faces for a design im working on, and i figured i'd shoot two birds with one barrel in a bush

disclaimer: if you post your picture you agree to let me use your face on my shirt, but be aware it will probably come out way way more wrinkly and fat than your normal face is

example:


lay it on me!

edit:

here are the first 8 i did tonight. sorry if you are too fat or too wrinkly, you're not in real life, i know.

professore:


martiandrivein:


soulfumeinc:


waredrominspareroom:


sonmi:


torakamikaze:


ofthecoast:


daniellesgarden:


expect more tomorrow! also check my flickr for non-threadless-blogger portraits, too!

if the ups man comes to your house to deliver you an amazing threadless shirt, but you're not home to recieve, and he leaves a note for you saying he'll come back later, but you're always at work at that time and no one is around but your cat to answer the door, can you make your cat stand on its hind legs and look like a meerkat?

what i'm really asking is, can you go somewhere and pick up your package, or what?

i made this book yesterday, its collaged and altered

i saw this somewhere else. let's give it a go here. post an image connected to the one before.



GO!

not having internet blows.
i miss being around here, and i'll be back!

while my connection to the neighbors wireless was strong, i managed to sneak an entry into lomo.

#1: scrunched


#2: spread out


lets hear it! (colors not real)