Profile for band-it - intro to smooching

band-it aka Nicholas Tassone is a 21.82 year old boy, has been a member since February 1, 2006, has scored 9285 submissions, giving an average score of 1.15.

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Oct 23 '09 by band-it

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intro to smooching

i want to kiss you all over...

robotwaste on Oct 23 '09 at 11:37pm

What the fuck did I just watch?

robotwaste on Oct 23 '09 at 11:39pm

80% of girls want a bad boy? I need a switchblade and some pomade.

band-it on Oct 23 '09 at 11:41pm

you need to know how to position your legs when leaning

SuperRyan on Oct 23 '09 at 11:46pm

I'm gonna be frank and forward. I've never kissed a girl before, but I'm pretty sure that video was completely fucking wrong in every single way.

SuperRyan on Oct 23 '09 at 11:46pm

also, wtf is with tummy and elbow kisses?

band-it on Oct 23 '09 at 11:47pm

trust me superryan, you are in for a world of hurt if you try any of those

Kookaberry on Oct 23 '09 at 11:47pm

Was the original intention of this video to be parody or legit?

Kookaberry on Oct 23 '09 at 11:48pm

I love that they clearly invested time in some proper fact-finding.

band-it on Oct 23 '09 at 11:50pm

i have no idea

Kookaberry on Oct 23 '09 at 11:51pm

What are you waiting for, Ryan!?

chelly on Oct 23 '09 at 11:55pm

it is like they took a bad teen magazine article for the words
and then made fun of it

jeffreyg on Oct 23 '09 at 11:56pm

ryan u should try the teasing kiss sometime

the golden spatula on Oct 23 '09 at 11:56pm

I watched the whole thing some years back.

ginetteginette on Oct 23 '09 at 11:56pm

this makes me never want to kiss ever again.

Bio-bot 9000 on Oct 23 '09 at 11:57pm

The teasing kiss girl is pretty scary. If i made out with her, and it led to her staying over, i'd be afraid she would steal all of the stuff on my mantle, and then write "YOU LOVE ME!!!" on my bathroom mirror in soap.

SuperRyan on Oct 23 '09 at 11:59pm

I don't know. I could probably explain in complicated detail spanning from high school to the present. In a nutshell, I blame myself in high school and my current life situations/schedule....

yeah....

also probably because I made this right after I saw this video:

I don't know if girls like this kinda stuff ^

:^p

SuperRyan on Oct 23 '09 at 11:59pm

*this was to Amy

band-it on Oct 24 '09 at 12:00am

i love when she grabs his ears and the narrator is like "what is this girl doing!"

Bio-bot 9000 on Oct 24 '09 at 12:00am

and then kill my pet snake

Krimson on Oct 24 '09 at 12:00am

I always just pretend that our tongues are wrestling, and that mine is Andre the Giant.

BODY SLAM!

SuperRyan on Oct 24 '09 at 12:00am

jeffreyg on Oct 23 '09 at 11:56pm
ryan u should try the teasing kiss sometime

you a tummy or elbow kinda guy, Jeff?

Kookaberry on Oct 24 '09 at 12:03am

All girls have low self esteem. Use this knowledge wisely.

SuperRyan on Oct 24 '09 at 12:05am

So, if I'm like "Hey, girl, you look swell," they'll be like, "Hey, that guy is pretty alright?"

SuperRyan on Oct 24 '09 at 12:07am

I think I need to be around more girls that I can compliment/hit on.

Kookaberry on Oct 24 '09 at 12:10am

You find two girls who are both pretty cute but one is cuter than the other but you pick the other one who is cute but not as cute. Cause she knows she's not as cute. BUT you get her aside, brush her hair out of her face and say "Most guys are just too blind to see that you are the true gem here, beautiful."

BAMKISS

Bio-bot 9000 on Oct 24 '09 at 12:10am

I just might try to be a bad boy* tonight.

*Bad boy being the guy in the corner who plays pinball and knows a shit ton about animals and doesn't have the courage to talk to all the hot girls around him.

Fuck yeah, your mom warned me about my kind.

Bio-bot 9000 on Oct 24 '09 at 12:12am

also, it's true, I'm guilty of going french too often.

I like tongues! and lips!

i also bite. is that bad?

SuperRyan on Oct 24 '09 at 12:14am

Amy, if that situation ever arises, I will definitely try that!

:^)

Krimson on Oct 24 '09 at 12:15am

Sam, I am a fan of love nips (giving and recieving) provided they don't hurt, and don't leave marks. I was with this one chick once who was a little too excitable at first. My lips were sore for like 2 days.

SuperRyan on Oct 24 '09 at 12:15am

Sam is a...?

atomic child on Oct 24 '09 at 12:16am

holy crap I am never getting that time back

Bio-bot 9000 on Oct 24 '09 at 12:17am

i like when girls suck on my earlobe.

girls, i like it when you suck on my earlobe.

Krimson on Oct 24 '09 at 12:18am

girls, I do not like it when your tongue enters my ear. Don't do that.

SuperRyan on Oct 24 '09 at 12:20am

Girls?

Krimson on Oct 24 '09 at 12:24am

Girls, I like it when you run your hands through my hair, but be careful, it is an untamed beast, don't get lost.

SuperRyan on Oct 24 '09 at 12:28am

Girls, I liked when you complimented my impression of the "Oh my God, Shoes" video that one time.

That was pretty cool.

Bio-bot 9000 on Oct 24 '09 at 12:31am

i one time met this chick at a bar and we hit it off and then started smooching and then she was all "you kiss too strong" and then i was like "oh i'll tone it down a bit" and then we buy another drink and then BAM she's gone. and i'm like "WTF?" and i angrily take the 1 am bus home.

SuperRyan on Oct 24 '09 at 12:35am

I held a girl's hand one time during the end of Night at the Museum.

Ok, I'm out of stories now.

Krimson on Oct 24 '09 at 12:38am

Dude, holding hands is half the battle.

Krimson on Oct 24 '09 at 12:46am

Also, the music kiss the gayest thing I have ever seen.

Krimson on Oct 24 '09 at 12:47am

Seriously, music kissing a girl may in fact be gayer than sex between two men.

SuperRyan on Oct 24 '09 at 12:54am

what would it be like if 2 guys did music kissing together?

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