Nihilists dont believe in punctuation
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Hey! Let's go gerunding!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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On a scale from 1 to 10 ... 4
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I have exactly two dollars and a nickel. Don't bother.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Well this planet's a goner ... shotgun on Mars!
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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March to the beat of a different drum machine.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Drinking from the mainstream will only give you cramps.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Rock and Roll will never die unless you aim for the head!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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My fi is lower than your fi
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I like my music like I like my robots.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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A is for Adultery. B is for Blue Fish. C is for Cookie.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Back in my day we only had 8 bits
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Look on the bright side and go blind.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Catastrophes make such good band names.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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holy SHIFT!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I'm copyrighted, so don't do anything I wouldn't do.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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of 18 votes, 17% like it
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of 20 votes, 10% like it
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On a scale from 1 to 10, I'm great!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Colonial America: Our Nations #1 Past Time
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Follow me! I swear I've seen this movie before!
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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: :. . .. :: . .: : : .: :: .. (Touch me and learn the truth)
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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Can't talk. I'm in the middle of a speed run.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Nature vs Nurture? Sorry, I don't bet on hypothetical fights.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Completely safe with no side effects*
of 45 votes, 22% like it
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I'm 14.286% sure it's Tuesday
of 39 votes, 31% like it
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Help reduce global warming by protesting the sun!
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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I love the Establishment
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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You are now thinking about cake
of 45 votes, 27% like it
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I'm a superhero, but I can only fly down.
of 54 votes, 24% like it
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Dumb joke. Punchline. Cheap Laughter.
of 52 votes, 23% like it
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Your innocence can be measured by what you think of popsicles.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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It's something o' clock. Do you know where your watch is?
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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I use big words to sound perspicacious
of 34 votes, 38% like it
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Im a pool shark, unless Im in the ocean. Then Im a regular shark
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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Life's too short to fill it with clichés
of 39 votes, 23% like it
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Life's short. Use contractions.
of 50 votes, 22% like it
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You cant have your baby and eat it too. Social workers hate that.
of 51 votes, 29% like it
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This election, I'm voting for anarchy
of 57 votes, 19% like it
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I'm a wasted youth. Will you be my designated driver?
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Death: When Sloth Just Isn't Enough
of 57 votes, 19% like it
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Wanted: Zombies - Dead or Alive or Both
of 53 votes, 25% like it
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FCC: Putting the [CENSOR] back in [CENSOR]
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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It's the final countdown! For real this time!
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Censorship: Replacing Parental Supervision Since 1934
of 51 votes, 24% like it
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Every time you emoticon, God kills a software engineer.
of 55 votes, 24% like it
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Go intelligently design me a sandwich
of 61 votes, 21% like it
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This shirt conceals my belly button.
of 46 votes, 24% like it
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: :. . .. :: . .: : : .: :: .. (Touch me and find out)
of 49 votes, 39% like it
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Fundamentalists aren't as fun as they sound.
of 48 votes, 29% like it
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putting the vice back in vice president
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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