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Feb 08 '12 by tesco
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my funeral

At my funeral I want that disney song 'In The Jungle' read out in a really solemn voice. Especially the part that goes 'uhwimbaway'.

toopersent on Feb 08 '12 at 7:53am

I want my funeral to be on ice. Like, ice skating pall bearers. I think it would make me smell less.

tesco on Feb 08 '12 at 7:56am

we could have a joint funeral!

Bramish on Feb 08 '12 at 7:58am

That's not a Disney song and you know it

Steve The Great on Feb 08 '12 at 8:12am

They do sing it in The Lion King though.

Steve The Great on Feb 08 '12 at 8:12am

They do sing it in The Lion King though.

Bramish on Feb 08 '12 at 8:14am

He's not a lion and you know it

SuperRyan on Feb 08 '12 at 8:21am

boop baboopbaboop boop boop ba boop boop
he's not a lion and I know it
doo da doo do doo

tesco on Feb 08 '12 at 8:22am

I genuinely thought it was a Disney™©® song

weird cover. the lion looks like the victim of some kind of inter species sexual abuse.

jamesf on Feb 08 '12 at 8:25am

i remember my brother had the tight fit version from the eighties…

are you going to have a nice spread for your funeral? is it worth trying to wangle an invite?

jamesf on Feb 08 '12 at 8:26am

Bramish on Feb 08 '12 at 8:35am

Slightly off topic but while we're kind of on the subject of inappropriate funerals, at the wake for my gramps last year, the function room still had up a load of happy birthday banners. It tickled me.