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tesco aka Dan has been a member since January 30, 2006, has scored 4829 submissions, giving an average score of 1.57.

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Jun 29 '09 by tesco

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OH NOES (getting boring now)

My sister's boyfreinds' brother's girlfriend has the SWINE FLU

tesco on Jun 29 '09 at 6:44am

RIP tesco basically

spacesick 2 on Jun 29 '09 at 6:49am

best to be safe and not go to an orgy with ANY of them :(

ayearinreview on Jun 29 '09 at 6:51am

Swine Flu is so Spring '09.

That sucks though, really.

stubby43 on Jun 29 '09 at 7:03am

If it makes you feel any better, only two people have actually died from swine flu in the UK and one of them was a 75 year old who wasnt in good shape in the first place.

Jebbie on Jun 29 '09 at 7:04am

this makes me giggle

Jebbie on Jun 29 '09 at 7:05am

not about you dying.

just the connection.

d3d on Jun 29 '09 at 7:05am

get it. some day it might pay off.

Gar0 on Jun 29 '09 at 7:06am

Can I have your name when you die?

tracerbullet on Jun 29 '09 at 7:06am

learn to harness the disease, then unleash it upon your enemies

Gar0 on Jun 29 '09 at 7:09am

Tesco Garo

Gar0 on Jun 29 '09 at 7:09am

Garo Tesco

Gar0 on Jun 29 '09 at 7:09am

Tesro

Gar0 on Jun 29 '09 at 7:09am

Garco

chelly on Jun 29 '09 at 7:11am

^lol

wash your hands and wear a face mask

tesco on Jun 29 '09 at 11:07am

learn to harness the disease, then unleash it upon your enemies

that would be on-demand sneezing, which would be awesome

phones on Jun 29 '09 at 11:09am

i'm expecting some great art out of this

21 days later

tesco on Jul 21 '09 at 9:00am

WELL the guy I sat next to all day yesterday for a 6 hour car trip is now in quarantine and tamiflu'd up to the eyeballs

Ste7en on Jul 21 '09 at 9:02am

get it early, so that you might fight it off when it mutates into some more dangerous...with tentacles

Gar0 on Jul 21 '09 at 9:28am

I'm surrounded by idiots who think they may have it, they're all coughing like 50 a day chain smokers. I'm starting to feel like Howard Hughes.

tesco on Jul 21 '09 at 9:47am

I feel fine, had a bit of a sore throat last night but it's gone. Am I immune?

jamesf on Jul 21 '09 at 9:48am

you're already dead

randyotter3000 on Jul 21 '09 at 9:49am

I cant wait to go back to uni and die from it :(

taz-pie on Jul 21 '09 at 9:54am

this is what i read

Ste7en on Jul 21 '09 at 9:02am
get it early, so that you might fight it off when it mutates into some more dangerous...with testicles

tesco on Jul 23 '09 at 9:03am

I think it's going down. I'm rapidly deteriorating, getting really achy in all my joints. Throat is still ok but it was a bit sore last night.

I leave all my shit to Oxfam, see you in hell.

Gar0 on Jul 23 '09 at 9:08am

Hell's closed, dude, you'll probably just spend the summer in purgatory.

nikolina100 on Jul 23 '09 at 9:18am

awwww shit! Swine flu is still around?
sorry dude...go get dosed up....quick!!

Steve The Great on Jul 23 '09 at 9:21am

oh nose!

d3d on Jul 23 '09 at 9:23am

i'm pretty sure swine flu can't penetrate a beard

tesco on Jul 23 '09 at 9:26am

I'm beardless :O

taz-pie on Jul 23 '09 at 9:27am

not to sound callous or anything, but you better design yo damn select before you succumb to the flu, man.
we are waiting and we are getting impatient.

fatheed on Jul 23 '09 at 9:31am

The swine flu has robbed you of your beard?

tesco on Jul 23 '09 at 9:37am

even if I did pull a select out of my bum today, you'd still have to wait probably a year before it got printed :(

taz-pie on Jul 23 '09 at 9:49am

true that :(

fatheed on Jul 24 '09 at 7:43am

Yo - how are you holding up? Is it actually swine-flu or is it, God-forbid, man-flu?

tesco on Jul 24 '09 at 8:31am

I'm alright today, dont know what's going on. My mum (god bless'er) reckons I am immune to all diseases due to me being breast fed up to an ungodly age.

bafocomics on Jul 24 '09 at 8:32am

swine flu kilss, what, 2, 3 % of people who get it...

It's the most overrated thing since... well, everything is overrated nowdays.

bafocomics on Jul 24 '09 at 8:33am

and since you get better from it you become imune.

i want some swine flu to become INVINCIBLE!

hahahaha.

jamesf on Jul 24 '09 at 8:38am

tesco on Jul 24 '09 at 8:31am
I'm alright today, dont know what's going on. My mum (god bless'er) reckons I am immune to all diseases due to me being breast fed up to an ungodly age

is this you tesco…

tesco on Jul 24 '09 at 8:39am

No way I'm watching that

jamesf on Jul 24 '09 at 8:40am

you'll be back…

fatheed on Jul 24 '09 at 8:42am

they always do.

2 days later

tesco on Jul 27 '09 at 6:43am

WELL

my v. close collegue is officialy off work with the swine plague, yet I'm still ok. Weird how I seem to have survived this far without infection.

fatheed on Jul 27 '09 at 6:46am

I wonder how many people will pull a sicky under the guise of swine flu, then actually get it a fortnight later and be forced to come to work when they feel like shit.

fatheed on Jul 27 '09 at 6:47am

Glad to hear you're surviving.

This was me on Westminster Bridge earlier today.

Good to know there's still survivors in London.

tesco on Jul 27 '09 at 6:52am

yeah, just had that conversation. it's not worth the risk (or is it? unscheduled time off is often the best thing in the world)

^best bit of that film

Bramish on Jul 27 '09 at 6:59am

^best bit of that film

Agreed

eskimokiss on Jul 27 '09 at 7:03am

fatheed on Jul 27 '09 at 6:46am
I wonder how many people will pull a sicky under the guise of swine flu, then actually get it a fortnight later and be forced to come to work when they feel like shit.

I took 3 days off last week when I really only felt slightly sick the first day and doing nothing but watching daytime tv is rather addictive (hence the other 2 days) ..and I'm afraid I'm starting to feel like shit again today.. for reals :/

eskimokiss on Jul 27 '09 at 7:05am

btw, how many people have died from swine flu in the uk so far?
I think we're reaching the 40s here, and around the same number are on life support machines.

eskimokiss on Jul 27 '09 at 7:06am

Mind you that figure is accurate give or take 20

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