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tesco aka Dan has been a member since January 30, 2006, has scored 4830 submissions, giving an average score of 1.57.

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Jun 17 '09 by tesco

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I think you might be gay (advyse pls)

Sometimes I just think that you think that if you are a guy you think that guy is really desirable. Also girls on girls. Does this mean you am gay?

thoughts?

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Steve The Great on Jun 17 '09 at 7:30am

I like penis

mullmuggins on Jun 17 '09 at 7:31am

How did you know??

garciagirl on Jun 17 '09 at 7:34am

My husband's not going to be happy when he finds out...
...or is he?

squintygirl on Jun 17 '09 at 7:37am

I say let's listen to some Coldplay. If you like it, you have your answer.

Gar0 on Jun 17 '09 at 7:38am

You're only as gay as the gay you're gay with.

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Steve The Great on Jun 17 '09 at 7:44am

oh. I like coldplay.

Stoma on Jun 17 '09 at 7:47am

I like coldplay. I also like Battlestar Galactica. I always figured I was just a dork.

fatheed on Jun 17 '09 at 8:00am

I am so paranoid right now

d3d on Jun 17 '09 at 8:01am

your 4 prints are:
a man with wood erupting from his mouth
light bondage
a rainbow expression of excitement
and a tortured phallic symbol

i'm just saying.

tesco on Jun 17 '09 at 8:03am

you know I've thought that myself. I'm definitley a repressed gay.

d3d on Jun 17 '09 at 8:07am

me too. that's how i recognised it.

squintygirl on Jun 17 '09 at 9:13am

Stoma on Jun 17 '09 at 7:47am
I like coldplay. I also like Battlestar Galactica. I always figured I was just a dork.

Wait, maybe I'm confusing the gay test with the dork test...

/fail

squintygirl on Jun 17 '09 at 9:15am

How about this: Your car gets a flat tire, and everyone you know does not expect you to change it. If this statement is true, you have your answer.

Jebbie on Jun 17 '09 at 9:17am

everyone i know does not expect me to change a flat tire. including myself.

therefore, i am gay?

crap. i don't want to give up boys.

HorsefaceDee on Jun 17 '09 at 9:18am

I'm gay for Squintygirl...

squintygirl on Jun 17 '09 at 9:19am

I'm gay for you, too, Dee.

And when we say gay, we all mean 'happy', right?

Right?

HorsefaceDee on Jun 17 '09 at 9:21am

uhhhhh...surrreeee happy..yeah right..

squintygirl on Jun 17 '09 at 9:21am

Jebbie, if you don't want to give up boys, it's obvious that you are a rebel gay with awesome hair.

TheInfamousBaka on Jun 17 '09 at 9:21am

I'd only go lesbo for hot chicks.

Jebbie on Jun 17 '09 at 9:23am

i must be gay cos that sentence made me want to declare my love for you squintygirl

HorsefaceDee on Jun 17 '09 at 9:24am

I am gay for Tiff as well

squintygirl on Jun 17 '09 at 9:28am

I'm open to any declarations. I'll start:

'I declare, Gone With the Wind is highly overrated.'

Jebbie on Jun 17 '09 at 9:29am

i second that declaration

skeev on Jun 17 '09 at 9:37am

Did anyone catch RuPaul's Drag Race? It was FAB-U-LOUSSS!

squintygirl on Jun 17 '09 at 9:40am

*gives it two snaps up*

HorsefaceDee on Jun 17 '09 at 9:42am

that show is so silly

TheInfamousBaka on Jun 17 '09 at 9:51am

I need some animal print lingerie.

squatterjohn on Jun 17 '09 at 11:12am

I am indifferent towards animal print lingerie. But I like other kinds. But animal print makes me think of Tarzan. Not that I like thinking of Tarzan, that's a turn off that leads to infdifference to the animal print lingerie. It's not like animal print lingerie is a turn off, there's boobs inside. But I'm sure there's a female equivalent of Tarzan I could be thinking of, why should I think of Tarzan? But if I try, it's just the Amazon women from Futurama and even though they're women, they're huge and ugly and after snoo-snoo, you die. I don't want snoo-snoo that bad. I'm so confused.

kashlen on Jun 17 '09 at 11:30am

d3d on Jun 17 '09 at 8:01am
your 4 prints are:
a man with wood erupting from his mouth
light bondage
a rainbow expression of excitement
and a tortured phallic symbol

i'm just saying.

LOL...

o and instead of tarzan think jane

TheInfamousBaka on Jun 17 '09 at 11:32am

Animal print lingerie can be hot.

kashlen on Jun 17 '09 at 11:33am

rawr

courtney pie on Jun 17 '09 at 11:34am

i call AAA to change my tires.
maybe i'm just gay for AAA?

kashlen on Jun 17 '09 at 11:35am

I do the same

squatterjohn on Jun 17 '09 at 11:37am

Jane is stunning, sure, but I imagine her fully clothed. Oh god, she's wearing a tie. Is it right for a woman to be wearing a tie? Should I be attracted to a woman in a tie?

Steve The Great on Jun 17 '09 at 11:39am

women in ties are hot.

squatterjohn on Jun 17 '09 at 11:41am

Men wear ties. I think you're gay for girls in ties.

courtney pie on Jun 17 '09 at 11:44am

what is the tow truck driver is a woman dressed like a man?

mezo on Jun 17 '09 at 11:44am

Well. Unicorns d0 kickass.

kashlen on Jun 17 '09 at 11:44am

littlem on Jun 17 '09 at 11:46am

courtney pie on Jun 17 '09 at 11:47am

mezo on Jun 17 '09 at 11:44am
Well. Unicorns d0 it in the ass.

WOH stef! jeez!

littlem on Jun 17 '09 at 11:50am

unicorns give good head i mean horn
i mean they are horny.

littlem on Jun 17 '09 at 11:51am

let's all sing a song!

kashlen on Jun 17 '09 at 11:51am

unicorns like rainbows

courtney pie on Jun 17 '09 at 11:51am

they must be gay then

courtney pie on Jun 17 '09 at 11:52am

i like rainbows too
i must be gay

courtney pie on Jun 17 '09 at 11:52am

and horny

kashlen on Jun 17 '09 at 11:53am

as for changing tires.

guy -- if you don't change a tire = gay
girl -- if you do change a tire = butch/lez

mezo on Jun 17 '09 at 11:56am

Stop putting assex in my mouth!

squatterjohn on Jun 17 '09 at 11:57am

I know a girl who was taught to change tyres by her dad, because he was scared if she ever had a flat, a man would come and try to help her and inevitably rape her and it would be revealed that he was the one who slashed the tyre in a nefarious scheme to rape her. And now, knowing that story, I will have to teach any daughters I may have the same thing. Possibly without passing on the rape story to them, but it will scare me forever.

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