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Mike4507 aka mikenumbers is a 24.01 year old boy, has been a member since January 30, 2006, has scored 8,511 submissions, giving an average score of 2.53, helping 203 designs get printed.

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Aug 02 '11 by Mike4507
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A Poem to You Guys

you guys are great
you guys are grand
if you were a box,
i'd fill you with sand

you all make me laugh
you all make me cry
if you were a dude
i'd fight til you die

you do all the things
you do all the stuff
if you were a girl,
i'd try to act tough

so thanks for the fun
and thanks for the times
if you want to keep going
make your own rhymes

shirtflirt on Aug 02 '11 at 8:54pm

my ass is too fat
my weinie's too small
when i go shopping
i fart in the mall

and when i am hungry
and when i am sad
i eat all the bad things
i really shouldn't have

but then the next morning
all sunny and filled with pride
i drop off the deuces
at the pool with no slide

shirtflirt on Aug 02 '11 at 8:55pm

and here's my fourth stanza
why? cos i conform
my brainwaves are cellular
my chakras are torn.

iPear on Aug 02 '11 at 9:04pm

I SAW A BEAR
IT MADE ME MAD
I CUT HIS HAIR
WITH MY KATANA BLAD

I'M GOING TO FIND HIM
AND FUCK HIM UP
I HATE BEARS
I DRIVE A TRUCK

IT'S WHEELS HAVE SPIKES
ASIANS LOVE RICE
WHITES LOVE EGGS
I LIKE LEGS

OF CHICKEN

Steve The Great on Aug 02 '11 at 9:05pm

mike numberss
your numbers
are more than numbers
to me

your numbers
are four five
oh seven
but

you might as well
be
the only 1
in my heart.

iPear on Aug 02 '11 at 9:05pm

Steve The Great on Aug 02 '11 at 9:06pm

mine is more of a free verse.

Mike4507 on Aug 02 '11 at 9:10pm

i'm glad you said that. i've been counting syllables since you posted it.

Steve The Great on Aug 02 '11 at 9:18pm

whatever man. love doesn't count syllables.

shirtflirt on Aug 02 '11 at 9:19pm

I EAT LAMB
WITH A SIDE OF HAM
DIPPED IN SPAM
WITH A BUCKET FULL OF EGGS

WHEN I SLEEP
I MAKE NO PEEP
DRIVE MY JEEP
AND I'LL BREAK YOUR LEGS

COUNT MY HAND
FINGERS TOO
EAT SOME HAM
YOU SONOFABITCH

jeffreyg on Aug 02 '11 at 9:28pm

YOUR POEMS SUCK

shirtflirt on Aug 02 '11 at 9:34pm

this is me killing jeffreyg
look at the blood
look at the knife wound
poor jeffreyg

never saw it coming bc i'm in the internets
casting evil spells to your proxy
html is not sexy
i am killing the sound of noise

where am i now
where is this poem when i look down
i see a weiner
not much of a poem

shirtflirt on Aug 02 '11 at 9:34pm