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Mike4507
Mike4507 aka mikenumbers is a 24.01 year old boy, has been a member since January 30, 2006, has scored 8,511 submissions, giving an average score of 2.53, helping 203 designs get printed.
I like to think that I know a lot about Batman, but something has never made sense to me.

How's he so rich?

His dad was a doctor, not the richest man in Gotham. You can tell because he's walking his family through alleyways after seeing a movie.

Mom and Pop die, Bruce is raised by a butler, then disappears for years and comes back. Is Alfred some sort of Wall Street mastermind? Did he sell his kidneys? I don't get it.

marblecargirl
marblecargirl on May 25 '11 at 1:23pm
Batporn
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on May 25 '11 at 1:25pm
family bidnizz
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on May 25 '11 at 1:25pm
His dad was a doctor but he also owned Wayne Enterprises. Plus trust fund stuff.
nickv47
nickv47 on May 25 '11 at 1:29pm
His dad owned Wayne Enterprises (how he's rich), but decided to be a Dr. because he wanted to give back.
Mike4507
Mike4507 on May 25 '11 at 1:37pm
well yeah, wayne enterprises, but when dad wayne was alive, it couldn't have been that great. alfred runs shit.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on May 25 '11 at 1:46pm
I mean, it's a longstanding company with a bunch of different branches that pretty much cover every industry. It's only real competition in the DC universe is LexCorp.

It's pretty much like Apple or Microsoft in the real world, except even more expansive.
Mike4507
Mike4507 on May 25 '11 at 1:49pm
but how?
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on May 25 '11 at 1:49pm
Dadwayne was great at cutting corners

alleyway walkin saved the company millions in travel expenses
nickv47
nickv47 on May 25 '11 at 1:52pm
Wayne Industries on wikipedia

Everything you need to know. Fam bizness that was started in the 17th century.
[+duracell-]
[+duracell-] on May 25 '11 at 1:57pm
Why doesn't anyone just shoot him in the face?
hootmonkey
hootmonkey on May 25 '11 at 2:46pm
^^^ HA. Because a bat could catch it with their teeth...their blood sucking teeth.

So...why the tights?
SuperRyan
SuperRyan on May 25 '11 at 3:47pm
What does Batman do if he has to take a shit?
psherman42
psherman42 on May 25 '11 at 3:51pm
Depends
ISABOA
   ISABOA on May 25 '11 at 3:58pm
see the problem here is that recent generations have been confused with multiple conflicting batmans

the fact of the matter is that the character has been diluted so thin by countless writers, editors, storyarcs, reinventions and elseworlds tales that only the most diehard batman purists can still keep track of the true origin and surrounding details

I would say to you, the batman has as many moneys as he has bats
SJ27
SJ27 on May 26 '11 at 4:14am
Real estate. The family owns half the land in Gotham. They got into it many generations before his father's when they owned the land as farms. It's all alluded to recently in stories like "Return of Bruce Wayne."
maddingo
maddingo on May 26 '11 at 4:16am
bats are small so he hid during other companies board meetings for teh insider tradins

teh perfect crime.
taz-pie
taz-pie on May 26 '11 at 4:50am
lol @ depends
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