Ask me about it.
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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No, really, I like being objectified.
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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Next temper tantrum: 15 minutes
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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It's quiet...too quiet...
of 33 votes, 36% like it
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I'm a pathological liar. Or am I?
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Lawl. Rawfl. Ahmg.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Can I have a ride? The horse I rode in on ran away.
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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In a strange turn of events, my teacher ate my homework.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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I wouldnt stalk you. And by the way, I dont like the new curtains
of 35 votes, 31% like it
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Small-town celebrity.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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I get recognized wherever I go.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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My other t-shirt is not this one.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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I pity the fool.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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You shouldn't talk to strangers. That means keep walking.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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But mommy said not to talk to strangers.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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I am likeable. People really like me.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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The common denominator of you and me is coolness.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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It's my birthday today.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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My spider-senses are tingling!
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I wish I could grow a handlebar mustache.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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I told you so.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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My smoothies bring all the boys to the yard.
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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I am rubber and you are glue.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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My gay-dar is going off the charts!
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Are you watching? Hey, are you watching me?
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Watch me do a cool trick!
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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The lights are on but nobody's home.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Don't make me get medieval on your ass.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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You're my favorite.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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We'd make cute love children.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Everyone is my type.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Even my standards don't go that low.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Oh, the drama!
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Not as creepy as I look.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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I'm really kind of cool once you get to know me.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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I tell embarassing personal stories to avoid awkward silences.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Don't be alarmed, but I like your panties.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Soy un ganador.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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It was the invisible man.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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But he started it!
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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No, but I get that all the time.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I don't remember your name either.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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I'm trying not to try too hard.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Are you serious, Clark?
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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That's not what you said yesterday...
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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This shirt intimidates illiterate people.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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I used to be a conjoined twin.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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