when i'm not saving orphans from burning cars, or defeating terrorism with my sarcasm, or scoring tons of hot chicks through online chatting, i'm usually asleep because thats what i do ALL day. I'm realer than real deal holyfield. I think that pringles original intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day the tennis balls were supposed to arrive, a shipment of potatoes came instead. but pringles is a chill company, they were like "fuck it, cut em up." Seriously though, there are times that i laugh so hard that i have to change my pants, but then i don't cause that would be awkward. look, if you take a word like spaghetti or space or any word that starts with an "sp" , you can change it to "sb" and sounds exactly the same. like sbagghetti or sbace. try it. you'll love it and me and you'll probably get aroused. i already am. usually when i drink too much beer i get drunk, and then i turn into an ass. hmmmmm. thats difficult to imagine. its kinda like this. you know how sometimes your at home/work/strip club and then you see something, and your brain thinks a comment, but doesn't let your mouth say it. well i lose that ability, so i'll pretty much say something and then half way through regret it, but finish it anyways. be somebody or be somebodys fool.