“I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.”
~Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

"The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it which the merely improbable lacks."
~Dirk Gently

"The bottom line is that
(a) people are never perfect, but love can be,
(b) that is the one and only way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and
(c) doing that makes it that.
We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love."
~Tom Robbins

"To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness."
~Oscar Wilde

"Fortune and love favor the brave."
~Ovid