Alzheimer's is great way to meet new people
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Alzheimer's is great for meeting new people
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Alzheimer's is great for meeting new people everyday
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Do you practice that in the mirror?
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Life was cool until I finally got one
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Do You Believe In Lust At First Sight
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Family Kidnapped By Ninjas, Need $4 For Karate Lessons
of 35 votes, 34% like it
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If I'm an Atheist, is my talent God-Given
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Me = Director = One Man Show = Superstar
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Shuffle killed my mixtape
of 70 votes, 20% like it
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I only party on days ending with Y
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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It was Cheney, In the woods, With the shotgun
of 54 votes, 35% like it
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This is me being serious
of 64 votes, 17% like it
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Everything is the funniest thing I've ever seen
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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I popped my collar and all I got was dirt on my shoulders
of 61 votes, 15% like it
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I like mysterious mysteries that are mystical
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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I solve mysterious mysteries
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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Its all the same in the dark
of 59 votes, 19% like it
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I don't practice cause nobody is perfect
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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I was bringing sexy back way before it was cool
of 61 votes, 11% like it
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Ready - Aim - Fiyahhh
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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I can walk twice as far as you can run
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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Did we go to different schools together?
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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I own a autographed bible
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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This is not my idea of fun
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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I found God in my bellybutton lint
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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decisions are excuses ugly brother
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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I like to fight for the right of anything
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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I've been on the yellow submarine
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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That just how I wobble
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Somebody told everybody that nobody likes you
of 41 votes, 24% like it
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I'm so cool Hell is only lukewarm
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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Life was better as a zygote
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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I crush dreams liberally
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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I break hearts on the daily
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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My life as a spy has officially ended
of 41 votes, 37% like it
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You could go to jail in 3 states doing that
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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I was high on life up until rehab
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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vacuum's suck
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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I dont like the look of this
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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High as a Georgia pine
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Love don't judge
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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It's always fun n' games to me
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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It's funny cause its true
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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It's funny because its true
of 42 votes, 26% like it
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I didn't know turning left was a sport
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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racoons ravish radishes regulary
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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slogans are for slackers without imagination
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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grandparents don't like my sense of humor
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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life is to short to ride this ride
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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I speak fluent truthinese
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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I guess you should have been there
of 40 votes, 38% like it
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Psst... I see fake people
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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It's not me its you, its always been you
of 39 votes, 23% like it
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My part-time job is a decoy for top secret missions
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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It's funny from this angle
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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The voice in my head told me your annoying....I agree
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Devil Devil go away
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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I kill clowns in my sleep
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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I get random tickets for reckless indangerment
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Can I Get A HELL YEAH
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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This is temporary
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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I prefer outside jokes
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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Do It......Do It
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Somehow I thought meeting you would be different
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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My sixth sense is humor
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Professional Leprechan Catcher
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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I'm back like a bum who dropped some change
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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I'm not the one for random acts of whale fishing
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Like the old man once said, Don't push me
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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When it rains it pours, when it snows it sucks
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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Yes, I would jump off a Bridge
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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This started as a bet
of 40 votes, 30% like it
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I'm Superman's Seed
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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I think my ass just puked
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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What if reality nibbled
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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Life is better left Naked
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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There Are NO orgasms in Heaven
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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Jesus Was A Black Man
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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I Have A Feeling Im Already Famous
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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