If you can draw awesome tattoo script, hitme up here or email me. I'm willing to pay for it. My email is danielpeteramos at gmail dotcom

Examples of what I mean to get your creative juices flowing,

I just popped my first Valium. I'm gonna blog how I feel. Talk to me.

Why have I only recently discovered the beauty that is ranch dressing? This Paul Newman joint is pretty sweet, but Pizza Hut brand is the shiznit.


Discuss.

I'm super keen to go to the 2010 meetup, but I have no idea how I'd organize it. I'm flying from Australia. What date is the meetup? Where do I fly to? Where are my false teeth?

HELP!?!?

Check out my Dad.

which sandwich would you eat?

I choose vegemite.
I freaking love that shit.

I totally had a threadream last night, Omair, Alvin and some other peeps were chillin and they decided to call me for a chat. I totally thought it was real for about 20 minutes after I woke up, then I realized it wasn't and my boner fell off.

Has anyone got the I am T-Pain app? It's so rad. Tell me how you like my first try.


I'm on a boat round 2.


Dirty, dirty rap.

How do you get over a 3 year relationship? There has to be a way. I feel like shit. I still love her more than anything.

Anyone got an invite they could send me? I'll be forever in your erotic debt.