once upon a time there was a boy named screech. he wasnt the handsomest boy at his highschool, but neither was he the ugliest. That role was filled by a boy named Craig Junior.

One day screech was chatting to some ladytypes when Craig Junior (or CJ as the gamg called him) came stumbling in to the classroom, obviously high on some kind of illegal substance

'What the fuck you looking at?" CJ growled to the class, who stared at him open mouthed. "You want a knuckle desert?" he yelled at one particularly shocked girl.

Screech stood up and tried to calm CJ down. "Ceej, buddy settle your little anus down! You're scaring the lovelies!" he said as he put a hand on CJ's sweaty shoulder.

"You motherloving sun of a gun little cunt!" CJ bellowed and took a swing at young Screech's gob. Screech took it fair in the mouth. Down he went, blood, teeth and spit raining down on the class.

they all lived happily ever after, except screech who slipped in to a coma and died the next day