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gocryemokid
gocryemokid aka Rizachel AKA i will cut you niggah is a 28.17 year old girl, has been a member since January 23, 2006, has scored 695 submissions, giving an average score of 2.17, helping 14 designs get printed.
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so with all this polling and shit going on i wonder if anyone had any rituals for staying in hotels. my friends out here put me up in a pretty swanky hotel and i'm all alone and i wanted to do something creative and i'm too tired to use my own brain...

of... and as promised....

zOMG
its the zombie omg


PS:

bestshitever:




xiv
   xiv on May 16 '07 at 11:29pm
push all the furniture up against the walls, put all pillows and mattresses on the floor.
StopPickingOnMe
StopPickingOnMe on May 16 '07 at 11:29pm
lick the carpet
Kerrn
Kerrn on May 16 '07 at 11:30pm
make a fort out of pillows!



-k!
gocryemokid
gocryemokid on May 16 '07 at 11:30pm
i already ordered fucked up stuff from room service twice.
JLoose
JLoose on May 16 '07 at 11:30pm
I usually break a lamp by accident.
xiv
   xiv on May 16 '07 at 11:31pm
fill the the bathtub and sinks up with ice.
StopPickingOnMe
StopPickingOnMe on May 16 '07 at 11:31pm
steal their bible
gocryemokid
gocryemokid on May 16 '07 at 11:31pm
i did that to the desk chair.... but it really was an accident.. A WINK!!!
Polyester Jones
Polyester Jones on May 16 '07 at 11:33pm
get into your pyjamas and go ride the elevator.
Kerrn
Kerrn on May 16 '07 at 11:33pm
fill up the bathtub and sinks with ice

then fill the ice tub/sinks with booze

then have a party



-k.
gocryemokid
gocryemokid on May 16 '07 at 11:33pm
i already did that... and by pajamas... i mean totally nude.
xiv
   xiv on May 16 '07 at 11:33pm
remove the pages of the bible, leaying just the outer shell, the front and back cover. cut the phone book to fit inside the bible. glue it together and place back in drawer next to bed.
d3d
   d3d on May 16 '07 at 11:34pm
draw shit on the windows with shaving cream
xiv
   xiv on May 16 '07 at 11:34pm
Kerrn on May 16 '07 at 11:33pm

fill up the bathtub and sinks with ice

then fill the ice tub/sinks with booze

then have a party




yes.
StopPickingOnMe
StopPickingOnMe on May 16 '07 at 11:34pm
if they have those notepads write/draw something in a middle page of the pad, then leave it back.



gocryemokid
gocryemokid on May 16 '07 at 11:34pm
i got drunk last night and drew tattoo flash on the mirror with lipstick...
xiv
   xiv on May 16 '07 at 11:35pm
chop an inch of of one of the legs on every chair.
StopPickingOnMe
StopPickingOnMe on May 16 '07 at 11:35pm
hide under the bed, and when room service comes jump out and scare them.
Kerrn
Kerrn on May 16 '07 at 11:36pm
haha when kevin and i went to austin the first time

the night we met

we got to the hotel and decided to write down our quests we thought up on the way there on the notepad that was on our nightstand and we took the lid off the pen and it was empty



like it was just the tube that said the hotel name on it with a cap and the rest was empty hahahaha i think i still have it in my purse



good times



-k.
xiv
   xiv on May 16 '07 at 11:38pm
coat all metal/plastic/tiled surfaces with shampoo or soap.
gocryemokid
gocryemokid on May 16 '07 at 11:39pm
i called room service for



fried chicken

water melon

and orange drink...





and answered the door with my hair braided and in a bath robe.



i love the racial stereotypes against my semi people
StopPickingOnMe
StopPickingOnMe on May 16 '07 at 11:39pm
complain that the room next door is making too much noise, then do it to the other one as well.
StopPickingOnMe
StopPickingOnMe on May 16 '07 at 11:40pm
oh and say a different room number
gocryemokid
gocryemokid on May 16 '07 at 11:42pm
i did



i said i was on the thirteenth floor...

WHEN THERE IS NO SUCH FLOOR
StopPickingOnMe
StopPickingOnMe on May 16 '07 at 11:42pm
muahahaha
gocryemokid
gocryemokid on May 16 '07 at 11:44pm
i need to throw water balloons out my window.... filled with urine....
StopPickingOnMe
StopPickingOnMe on May 16 '07 at 11:46pm
m..muahaha...
xiv
   xiv on May 16 '07 at 11:46pm
i need to throw water balloons out my window.... filled with urine....





mayonnaise or pickle juice is better.
gocryemokid
gocryemokid on May 16 '07 at 11:47pm
OMG





i have pickles in my lil fridge.....oooohhh vinegar and mouthwash.... because mouthwash burns the eyes and sometimes turns hair green
gocryemokid
gocryemokid on May 16 '07 at 11:49pm
update!!!
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starr226, at 10:41pm on May 27, 2006

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