Aww, this IS a shame!
Consider this my blog, Threadless website. How dare you make me feel shameful for my lack of "web presence"! I have purchased shirts from you and you repay me with peer pressure? I graduated high school for a reason, pal! YOU KEEP YOUR OPINIONS ABOUT HOW "SOCIAL" I SHOULD BE TO YOURSELF, THREADLESS WEBSITE NODE TO THE LEFT.
Also, you, above. "I guess I don't want free money!" That's ludicrous... don't put your dirty digital words in my mouth. This might be some kind of e-libel!
When did you get so smarmy? Who said you get to speak in the Queen's English? Why did I spend 6 minutes writing this?