Hey all!

christ, i havn't been on here in ages. Mainly because im so busy, also partly because when i do come on here, i never recognise anyone :(

Hi if you remember me!

Anyhoo, the main reason of my visit is because my holiday to americaland steadily approaches, well ok its not for a few months, but im excited already.

I have 3 main worries at the moment, the first is being shot, the second is the plane being hijacked and the third is lack of tea.

The first 2 i am just gonna have to hope dont happen, but with the third, am i going to have to bring my own tea or do you Americans drink it? Are you ALL coffee drinkers?

Also, if you do sell tea in cafes, is it real tea? For example, i went to Spain the other year and they tried to convince me that tea was a teabag in a cup of hot milk!! Yikes!

This all sounds petty i know, but me without tea is not a pretty sight.

Cheers!

My oh my oh my!

Now usually, one would slate the American portion sizes, but today, while watching these Gilmore people on a DVD Miss Emily Dickson kindly sent to me, i noticed that when Rory was finally ready to 'Wallow' in episode 17, she was holding the largest tub of ben and jerrys ice cream in the whole world!

If i could manage a simple task like posting the scene here, i would, but if Emily herself is here, or any other Gilmore Girls junkies are here, please tell me these tubs exist!

P.s. Someone please tell me Rory gets killed off as the way she says 'thank you' is starting to irritate me, along with other issues, but mainly just that.

Oh my word.

Who, what, why?!?!?!?!

So...last night i sat down and watched a 'celebrity' special of the weakest link, as you do. This time it was comedians having a go on the show.

Anyhoo, there was one funnyman who was canadian (i think...he couldve been American...but is there really any difference?!*)

I guess he was trying to promote himself in the uk by coming on the show and he ended up coming across not one bit funny but everytime Ann asked him a question, decided to jump up and down on the spot & speak/squeal really loudly. To top it off, he decided to do the walk of shame in the nuddie.

Me being me, i would like to give him the second chance and check out some of his work. I cant remember his name but i think he said he'd one a big award recently in america.

Anyone?






*JOKE GODDAMNIT!

Hello all!

I have finally decided to get one of these deviantart account things. The site is far too slow for my lack of patience!

Please post the link to your site here if you want so i can have a browse at you wonderful peoples work!!

My linky thing is up there next to the red bull can if you really wanna look at my pics.





Why on earth am i in such a good mood?

Answers on a postcard please.

It has only now come to my knowledge that Great Britain is in fact celbrating its 300th birthday today.

I found out in a news report, ironically, stating that the event seems to have been ignored.

See the article here

Well happy birthday you crazy British people!! Go drink some tea!

Id just like to point out this blog is actually about me getting STPd

Thank you very very very much Mr/Mrs stper. Have a happy new year too!

do americans spend a penny?

The way things are going, ima end up being one of these 'spirits' on poxy October 31st.

Call me a scrooge, but halloween is not for over a month!

Goddamnit!

I'd just like to remind you that a very speacial birthday is taking place this Sunday.

I'd post the presents today so they arrive on time.

Thanks.


p.s. why not sit back and enjoy the most incredible song by the best band in the whole world....you lucky devil you.