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consuela
aka jinnifer louise is a 29.32 year old girl, has been a member since January 18, 2006, has scored 1,873 submissions, giving an average score of 2.36, helping 24 designs get printed.
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Sometimes I am plural
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Here's a shiny, new quarter! Go away.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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Were you sad when the dinosaurs died?
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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Sock puppets: intellectual entertainment
of 36 votes, 36% like it
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Never trust a free cupcake.
of 34 votes, 35% like it
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Bees hate me.
of 41 votes, 24% like it
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Inaction in action.
of 39 votes, 31% like it
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Frappucinnos are actually impossible.
of 47 votes, 34% like it
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TV doesn't make you dumb, your IQ does.
of 43 votes, 44% like it
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Strippers have the worst tattoos.
of 60 votes, 33% like it
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Wedding cake makes you fat.
of 44 votes, 23% like it
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VD free is the way to be!
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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Save the earth, don't give birth!
of 62 votes, 35% like it
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Meat it.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Bears can't pole dance.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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Kidney for sale.
of 44 votes, 36% like it
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Life: you'll never get out of it alive.
of 39 votes, 31% like it
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Godless conspirators made up dinosaurs.
of 46 votes, 26% like it
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Completely out of context.
of 46 votes, 41% like it
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Enchiladas : the breakfast of champions.
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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I have the motor skills of a squid.
of 51 votes, 27% like it
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Existentialists should kill themselves.
of 47 votes, 28% like it
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Geriatrics are for old people.
of 52 votes, 29% like it
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Arizona! We've got......sand.
of 51 votes, 35% like it
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Trees don't care about people.
of 68 votes, 35% like it
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Stop! You are unfit to reproduce.
of 36 votes, 39% like it
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Mustard is for weiners.
of 46 votes, 30% like it
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Ask me about my suppository.
of 43 votes, 23% like it
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Frosting on steak, gravy on cake.
of 49 votes, 24% like it
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Factory faded.
of 46 votes, 26% like it
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Jesus walked on frozen water.
of 56 votes, 32% like it
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I'm rather fond of pie, thank you.
of 64 votes, 44% like it
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Support post-natal abortion.
of 40 votes, 33% like it
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Raisens are nature's candy!
of 49 votes, 24% like it
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nothin says lovin like tacos
of 46 votes, 33% like it
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burritos are really just bean socks.
of 65 votes, 35% like it
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It's catfish time!
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
375 tailor LFW, free with ur mats, pst with reqs!
of 47 votes, 2% like it
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Are you a chessplayer, Mr. Tenille?
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Black cat, black hat.
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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Body spray just makes you smell worse.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Bored? Bold?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Classy broads.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Cleanliness = Overrated.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Consumer grade plutonium.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Everything is chrome in the future!
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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fecalpheliacs have feelings too.
of 61 votes, 15% like it
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Feeling ways about stuff.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Hirsute and hot.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Hurry up the cakes!
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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I am the fan whose English is large.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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I keep cereal in my pocket for the girls
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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I l-la-love my my cri-crikkety-crack!
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I'm happy because I'm stupid.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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If you litter on asphalt, does it count?
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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It's my Czech cheekbones, isn't it?
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Its a mystery because you can't see it.
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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Last one there is a penis pump!
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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My favorite band.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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No! But thanks for playing.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Rain is more effective than snow.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Reputed nonsense!
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Secret popcorn.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Swell. Swell, indeed.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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The bedbugs bit.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Tile the image, loop the beat.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Vegans have bad skin.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Weirdness abounds!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Zounds! Golly! Cripes! Gee willikers!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/235294/consuela
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My gallery photos
My designs
All about me
I am fond of Pepsi and I have 3 cats.
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