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Ellsswhere
Ellsswhere aka Jeff Battocletti is a 25.46 year old boy, has been a member since January 18, 2006, has scored 10988 submissions, giving an average score of 2.29.
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  Oct 12 '09 by Ellsswhere        4 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Hey there Theadlesbians

I wish I had a long catalog of process images or a collection of inspirational pieces that helped me get to this final design but the gist of it all is rather simple in fact. I knew I had to finally man up and create a select. Rather than attempt to outdo anything I had previously created I wanted to shoot from my gut and design something I would wear on a daily basis.

Believe it or not although my artistic style is rather complex and convoluted my own fashion sense is more simple. I knew I wanted 3 things... a dark shirt, over-sized print, and text. Back when I put this concept together I was listening to hip-hop on my daily commute and this is what stuck in my head.

"Lo-Fi Funk you can find me in your trunk, Turn my volume up"
Hopefully I created something that everyone else can enjoy and not just myself... after all this was a rather selfish design.
  Sep 14 '09 by Ellsswhere        9 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
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  Jul 29 '09 by Ellsswhere        3 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Little Bunny Wabbit in my plant today... keeps knocking it over.


Oh and um try clicking this picture and look around.... yeah
VOTE

Just Click the Picture
  Jul 17 '09 by Ellsswhere        6 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Rusted Off the Chain - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More
...is now up for voting
how bout a little love
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Emptees



AND I BROKE MY TABLET!
I NEED MONEY!
Busted-up

I owe Wacom some much needed props. A bookbag containing my laptop and Wacom tablet decided to nose dive off of a 7 ft. high ledge and make contact with the tile floor below. The laptops cd tray cover had been popped off but the tablet took most of the damage... even after all of this I lightly pushed all the pieces back into place and EVERYTHING works, touchstrip and all. Wacom deserves my gratitude... 3yrs of faithful service and still going strong

Together-again
  Jun 12 '09 by Ellsswhere        22 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
26FUNNY
Another Bears Treasure - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

...is now up for voting
how bout a little love
Emptees

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  Jun 06 '09 by Ellsswhere        18 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Well I'm now 25 years old which means I have survived 1/4 of projected life.

Suddenly it all hit me, I will wake up every day for the rest of my life and fart in bed. No woman will ever refer to me as 'cute' again, instead I will get hansom and that is only when I have to wear a tux. The already abundant hair covering my body will begin to sprout up in places no human should have hair, and it will be lush and full with the occasional gray strand while in places I like having hair it will thin and wither away. Parts of my body that once worked flawlessly will begin to creak and ache during normal use. Finally the usual stamina I enjoy in the bedroom will now be replaced by shame, sadness, and nervous laughter. Rather than grabbing my testicles and having me cough my doctor will now lube up his finger and put it up my butt. Words like cholesterol and prostate will become common vocabulary.

To celebrate all of these amazing changes I shall go out to lunch now and begin drinking, it is the only solace I have left.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME!
  May 27 '09 by Ellsswhere        7 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
BIRDY NAM NAM - THE PARACHUTE ENDING from Steve Scott on Vimeo.

I will hopefully update this periodically or sporadically depending on how often I find designs that need to be on shirts...

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  May 15 '09 by Ellsswhere        20 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Submitted a design last thursday... still not upUP, Threadless must (have been) inundated with subs right now.

Hey everyone else, stop submitting stuff so I can win!

Colbert E'GAD!

Accidents Happen - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More
  Mar 24 '09 by Ellsswhere        12 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   


This might have been around for a long time and I just never saw it, but this thing is absolutely amazing. Obama with a lightsaber fighting Vader!

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  Dec 03 '08 by Ellsswhere        72 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   

Curiosity from Si on Vimeo.
It
Ross...Craig...everyone else... Thankyou
The Horror Of Mortality - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More
The Horror of Mortality

alright i feel better now... so anyways how is everyone
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