I'm almost 20 and havent been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates.

I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive, but I've failed every damn test Ive ever taken. Im socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; She's athletic, smart and a gorgeous souther bell. I love her.

You know what its like; Ive been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all fucking worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea! HA