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Ellsswhere aka Jeff Battocletti is a 27.97 year old boy, has been a member since January 18, 2006, has scored 11,754 submissions, giving an average score of 2.30, helping 278 designs get printed.

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Aug 09 '11 by Ellsswhere
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Im Drunk

Im drunk and steak n shake just game me an extra free frie WIN!

skindapple on Aug 09 '11 at 11:43pm

haha, no fair!
i'm at work, get off in 20 minutes.
i'm trying to line up where to get drunk!

d3d on Aug 09 '11 at 11:44pm

1 free fry? fortune indeed favours the drunk.

SuperRyan on Aug 09 '11 at 11:45pm

Cool story, bros

toopersent on Aug 09 '11 at 11:46pm

twinsies!

Ellsswhere on Aug 09 '11 at 11:48pm

fuckin bitches didnt give me a win, i asked for no pickles and they put like a giant dick of a pickle on one of my samiches, ill take the trade off though, do you have houlihans where you live apple?

SuperRyan on Aug 09 '11 at 11:49pm

gross, pickles

Ellsswhere on Aug 09 '11 at 11:50pm

we have chain restaurants here called houlihans and they do this wicked happy hour on tuesdays where long ilands are like 3 bucks but they are huge, i need to go back to that place some day

Ellsswhere on Aug 09 '11 at 11:51pm

islands

jeffreyg on Aug 09 '11 at 11:52pm

ew houlihans! haha

are u on the east coast, jeff?

Ellsswhere on Aug 09 '11 at 11:52pm

i know right, its all about texture for me, pickle taste is cool but the soft crunch is nasty, its like i love apple everything but warm apple pie is fucknasty

skindapple on Aug 09 '11 at 11:53pm

no houlihans here, wish we did though...because i love me some LIT's! it's a quick way to stay off the highway!

Ellsswhere on Aug 09 '11 at 11:53pm

midwest yo, st. louis

jeffreyg on Aug 09 '11 at 11:54pm

pickles are nasty.

ya we have a houlihans in NY but its so trashy haha.

Ellsswhere on Aug 09 '11 at 11:56pm

same here, i really dont give a damn if my drink comes with a free purse if that shit tastes good ima drink it

skindapple on Aug 09 '11 at 11:56pm

trashy is where it's at yo, nasty good times!

thirteendaisies on Aug 09 '11 at 11:56pm

I was drunk once.

skindapple on Aug 09 '11 at 11:58pm

it's not a purse it's a satchel!
they can call mix drinks bitch drinks but all i can say is bitch i drink!

Ellsswhere on Aug 09 '11 at 11:59pm

hey if im lookin to get tipsy with friends ill have a bbq and beers with friends, if im getting shitty im going to a cheap ass shity joint, no shame

skindapple on Aug 10 '11 at 12:00am

once......like once a day is the best!
actually, get drunk early in the day, go see a movie or take a nap, and then get drunk again.

skindapple on Aug 10 '11 at 12:02am

same here...nasty, trashy, tasteless, shitty, hole in the wall (literally sometimes), skanky, rank, and cheap!
a buzz is a buzz where ever you are, and beer goggles always work!

Ellsswhere on Aug 10 '11 at 12:03am

lmao i dont miss that shit at all, power hour was deff a college event, you would put me to shame man, i feel like an old fuck saying this but a bottle of wine after a morning run is my afternoon drunk now, people expet you to be all responsible and it suuucks

jeffreyg on Aug 10 '11 at 12:05am

classy jeff is classy

Ellsswhere on Aug 10 '11 at 12:12am

look at these fuckin pickles yo, they gave me a free fry and then shoved these bitches in my sandwich

kleaie on Aug 10 '11 at 12:22am

YAH PICKELS PICKLES =D

I wanna be drunk so bad right now...is it only Tuesday?

littlem on Aug 10 '11 at 12:25am

i like pickles

Ellsswhere on Aug 10 '11 at 12:30am

havent you ever heard that song, tusday tuesday tuesday is friday friday friday party party party

courtney pie on Aug 10 '11 at 12:46am

mmmmpickles

craquehaus on Aug 10 '11 at 12:53am

I started this a while ago.

It's lonely.

Twiggyhall on Aug 10 '11 at 12:55am

Drunk blowgs are my fave

Ellsswhere on Aug 10 '11 at 1:03am

nights, i need sweep nows, see you cats in the mownin

reags on Aug 10 '11 at 1:10am

now that's a serious pickle!

myteemo on Aug 10 '11 at 3:14am

Dayum, have some french fries with your ketchup!

Drunk blogs are the best.

littlem on Aug 10 '11 at 11:45am

i'd like to know if they put pickles in your shake

4 days later

skindapple on Aug 14 '11 at 10:35pm

@Ellsswhere: so you drink wine after you run?
and who do you have to be responsible for? (for yourself, then that's okay.)

craquehaus on Aug 14 '11 at 10:38pm

Thanks mom.

Ellsswhere on Aug 15 '11 at 12:05am

well not all the time but if its 12-1 or so and im hungry stopping at a restaurant for a bottle of wine or a few captain/coke or hell even a few coronas fudge yeah, nothing better than a natural body high from running and eating and topping that off with a buzz, lawdy im gettin flustered just think bout it cher'

courtney pie on Aug 15 '11 at 12:08am

I was a little buzzed 5 minutes ago, then I wolfed down a bowl of mac&cheese with hot dogs.

littlem on Aug 15 '11 at 1:51am

mmmmm

Ellsswhere on Aug 15 '11 at 3:43am

damn that sounds good courtney, add a dash of hot sauce to that and you have yourself a party in a bowl

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