I love lasagna too!
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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I heart hearting things.
of 41 votes, 27% like it
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So does Pacman just fly or something?
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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Pacman will eat your soul
of 67 votes, 34% like it
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Babies: It's what's for dinner
of 65 votes, 25% like it
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Real friends do favors cheaper
of 73 votes, 36% like it
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I bull-whipped my way to the top
of 75 votes, 13% like it
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Crack that whip
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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Commandoes don't wear underwear
of 91 votes, 30% like it
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Racing stripes make things faster
of 73 votes, 40% like it
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It will never be tomorrow
of 77 votes, 29% like it
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Several is almost a lot
of 71 votes, 41% like it
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POLLUTE THE AIR AND DONATE TO CHARITIES!
of 79 votes, 19% like it
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Don't have babies. Adopt Kittens
of 63 votes, 33% like it
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This shirt is made out of a tiny puppy
of 116 votes, 34% like it
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I heart mega death rays
of 67 votes, 24% like it
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Duck Duck Goose World Champion
of 98 votes, 44% like it
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My LSD has a monkey problem
of 97 votes, 20% like it
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I'm worried about Y3K
of 74 votes, 27% like it
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I killed Santa Claus
of 62 votes, 18% like it
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yo-yos make gravity sad
of 129 votes, 57% like it
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Turn unicorns into glue
of 80 votes, 25% like it
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2005 Hugging World Champion
of 79 votes, 35% like it
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Retarded people can do anything
of 72 votes, 24% like it
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I shine
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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Girls don't go number two
of 82 votes, 22% like it
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Being mean does not rock
of 75 votes, 15% like it
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Tacos are awesome
of 76 votes, 29% like it
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Noses smell
of 82 votes, 28% like it
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Penguins are people, too
of 77 votes, 29% like it
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Kings Rule
of 73 votes, 16% like it
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One finger for each person I've killed
of 78 votes, 21% like it
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Barbara Walters is my ho
of 59 votes, 27% like it
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I pee on the floor sometimes
of 75 votes, 21% like it
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When I grow up, I want to be a robot
of 78 votes, 31% like it
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I used to be a robot.
of 58 votes, 40% like it
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I used to be somebody.
of 61 votes, 21% like it
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Elves aren't fake. You're pessimistic
of 70 votes, 29% like it
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Dinosaurs aren't dead.
of 73 votes, 30% like it
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I have a war cry
of 90 votes, 27% like it
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I haven't had AIDS once.
of 71 votes, 20% like it
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