(upside-down:) Call shotgun
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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Age is just a number (greater than 18)
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Alfalfa Male
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Anatomically, shouldnt men wear skirts?
of 37 votes, 27% like it
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Back in my day, we called these Norwegian Torso Covers!
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Be back in a handbeat
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Belgian ROFLs
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Better safe than calamari
of 39 votes, 23% like it
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Bi bi-polar polar bear
of 40 votes, 25% like it
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Book?
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Boycott Christmas (Anti-Elf Labor)
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Canada: America Lite
of 51 votes, 22% like it
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Cash? Check? Monopoly money?
of 43 votes, 30% like it
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Comedians do it for an audience
of 39 votes, 28% like it
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Cunninglinguist
of 62 votes, 16% like it
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Da Vinci's code was pig latin
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Don't find suitors, get 'em neutered!
of 43 votes, 2% like it
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Dont worry, I wont depict your false god
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Exterminators: Because there's no "I" in teem
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Fads are like kidney stones
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Fear change? Leave it with me.
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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Fillet and neuter your pets.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Florida: The Penis of the United States
of 37 votes, 30% like it
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Four digits off from a millionaire
of 45 votes, 24% like it
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Free Agent
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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Friends dont let friends wear this shirt
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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Fuzzy wuzzy was an Ursus arctos horribilis
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Geriatric deformed samurai crabs
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Harlots down, comrades up.
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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Have sex with me (Ill stop lying to you)
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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High on life (among other things)
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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Honk! if you want to mess up golfers
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Houston's Problem
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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How was planned parenthood?
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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I beta-tested the abacus
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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I don't get math (I get even)
of 36 votes, 28% like it
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I dump on the first date
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I get it, potatoes dont fly planes! Hah!
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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I hate my curfew
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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I should start a band.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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I speak English...ish.
of 43 votes, 26% like it
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I Squash Bugs
of 63 votes, 17% like it
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I swear I didn't know she was 3!
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I swear, you swear, we all swear for polar bears!
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I'd have been shot in the Wild West
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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I'd rather be on Endor
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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I'll hand you some handsome
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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I'm not religious, I'm school spiritual
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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I'm the change in the sofa of humanity
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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I'm the real reason South Carolina seceded from the Union
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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If only frags were girls...
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Im alarmed by the bustle in my hedgerow
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Inappropriate use of quote bunnies
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Let's get metaphysical
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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Love is for lovers
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Masochism: My Anti-Drug
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Monopoly at my place!
of 70 votes, 23% like it
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Monopoly money is real money
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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My birthday is on or before 21 years ago
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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My birthday is tomorrow
of 39 votes, 23% like it
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My other shirt is witty
of 54 votes, 31% like it
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Nerd with a bird.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Nothing else was clean
of 48 votes, 27% like it
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Obesity is a disease, like being tall
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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Old-School Abacus User
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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One Cool Dude
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Outlaw shirts and only outlaws will own this shirt
of 45 votes, 22% like it
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Pi is the world's longest palindrome.
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Pillowhumper
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Ping-Pong Champion. (You got served).
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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RACECAR (read it backwards!)
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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Random is the New Order
of 50 votes, 30% like it
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Ray gun set to "liquify"
of 46 votes, 22% like it
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Rock never loses
of 44 votes, 23% like it
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Rome wasn't built in a day...until now. TURBOROME!
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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Seizure Salad
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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Shift-1234 for Cartoon Profanity
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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Slogan #100,303
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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soft punch game champion (you go first)
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Surely the chicken had ulterior motives.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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Surf + Safari = Surfari
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Surf's up
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Ten times fast
of 61 votes, 18% like it
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That was as close as a twelveblade shave
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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The 90's are now the "good old days"
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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the early bird gets the worm, the second mouse gets the cheese
of 44 votes, 23% like it
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The Invisible Mime
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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The rest of the world loves soccer!
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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This is not a historic moment in black history
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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This is not my cup of tee
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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This shirt goes to eleven
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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This shirt reflects my social ineptitude
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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This shirt sounds better on vinyl
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Unlike Hector, Dr Dwight Boyardee never attended cooking school
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Warning:Floor may be wet. I pee my pants
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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What good is reading my shirt...if you're unable to speak?
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Who sells hotcakes?
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Women's studies or world history?
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Yo soy el capitan!
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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