If I had a puppy, I wouldn't shoot it.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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IGNORE ME!
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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This is just to distract you from my stealing your wallet.
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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When I was young, stupid people bitched about pluto.
of 54 votes, 4% like it
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When I was your age, 134340 was a planet.
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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Sure.... Oh you mean now?
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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Harrison Ford is the manliest man ever to be labeled manly.
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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Noodles in a cup? Asians have thought of everything!
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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Wait... does that mean I have to get up?
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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No one's original.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Originality
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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I deserve hugs.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Chances are, the answer's probably no.
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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Way to improv.
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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Woah... Way to improv.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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You're pretty odd.
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Can I have a glass of water?
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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I'll hug you for a nickel.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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I really hope that was legal...
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Sometimes, I start to think. Then I get a head ache.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Just buy me my drink and let's get this over with.
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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My socks don't match.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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Self cutting Emo grass! In stores now.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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What man is a man, who does not make the world better?
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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What man is a man, who does not make the world better? Bitch...
of 36 votes, 0% like it
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Yes mother.
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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I'm pretty hardcore when I'm naked.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Music's my thing.
of 35 votes, 0% like it
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I'm sorry, I don't speak English.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Nice, 5 points.
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Wow, that could have gone better...
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Me: Now available in drunk, sober, or hungover!
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Free Hugs! Inquire above.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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I'm huggable
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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I'll hug for a nickel a piece
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Will hug for quarters!
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Ouch... Twice.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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It's cuz I'm human, right?
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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You're probably out of my league.
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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Hm... wow.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Available in all 50 states.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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I think I owe you money.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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5 points.
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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I think I left my oven on when I left.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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I'm lost!
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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I'd love school if it weren't for all that learning.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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I am completely happy with my life at the moment.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Run that by me one more time.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Hookers: When porn just doesn't cut it.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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I'm anti-you
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Wearing shirts since 1969
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Why yes, I do rock pretty hard.
of 34 votes, 41% like it
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Support fine arts. Don't listen to rap.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Will that be Debit or Credit?
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Do you like my person disguise?
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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I'm awesomeness wrapped in a shirt.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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I'm only mentally handicapped.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Breathing since 1984
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Bomb
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Pardon my English
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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I'm legal in fifty states, and parts of Canada.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Legal in all 50 states.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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It's not like it wasn't all for you
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I'm taking pills for that.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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My foot's asleep
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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One can get used to anything.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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So there was this lion...
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Why are you talking to me?
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Pimp my shirt.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Don't worry! I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night!
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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I didn't need to see that.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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You don't understand!
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Victim of downsizing.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Who are you again?
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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This is my learning shirt.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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I'll get back to you on that.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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And your grandmother does too.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Obey me.
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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You're one of us now.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Sure hope that wasn't illegal.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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Kiss me I'm human.
of 35 votes, 34% like it
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Sa-wheat
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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That was fun.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Ha, I win.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Well that didn't work.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I'm pretty incredible.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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That... didn't happen.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Yeah... nah.
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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How bout not?
of 34 votes, 0% like it
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That's attractive...
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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Where?!
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Stop
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I wish I could party like it was 1999
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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y2k survivor
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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I'm a two-ply kinda guy.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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This isn't just a shirt, it's a t-shirt.
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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Not everyone watches Frasier you freak!
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Dude, personal space?
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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I like to watch storms.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I'd pop my collar if I had one.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Let's go watch the sun set.
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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I'm happy on the inside.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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I'm Indie.
of 35 votes, 0% like it
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You were prettier when I was drunk
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I'll be your Jack, Jill.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Mother makes the best pies.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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I listen to music.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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You're kind of annoying.
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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I'm making you read my shirt.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Sunsets are pretty cool.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Breathing, it's what you do.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Breathing's my thing.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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I eat, sleep, and breathe. It's my thing
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Breathing is for squares
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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Breathing's pretty cool.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Caution: I make wide rights.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Don't make me use my heat vision.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Did you say something?
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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I'm sorry, I don't speak Spanish.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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¿Dónde está el baño?
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I need to go to the bathroom.
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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Read this.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Official shirt person wearing me.
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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It's probably my fault.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I'm not emo, my hair just sucks.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Proud owner of a shirt.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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I never liked Hoffa anyway.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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I found a quarter!
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Are you reading my shrit?
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Future leader of the free world.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Can I have a cookie?
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Mom told me not to talk to strangers.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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I don't like me that much either.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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I'm probably bored.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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This is my thinking shirt.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I probably don't like you very much.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I'm pretty original.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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God save the Queen.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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I'll drink to that.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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I'll toast to that.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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If you can't see my mirrors I can't see you.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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If it isn't making dollars, it isn't making sense.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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I'm a guy.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Dude
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Since when?
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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If it weren't for this shirt, I'd be naked.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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I = Awesome
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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No way
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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I'm probably better than you.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Gimme a dollar.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Breathing causes cancer.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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This is my dancing shirt.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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I'm probably wearing underwear.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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That's the best thing since sliced television.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Microwaves: Their not just for cooking anymore.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Queen Elizabeth rocks my socks
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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I'm with smart ->
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Vote Queen Elizabeth
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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I completely agree with everything you just said.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I'm invisible.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Dr. Phil made me do it
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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TV rots your brain
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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You make me blush.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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I'm happy for you.
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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Wow, thats pretty crazy.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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I'm probably the most amazing person ever.
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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Ninja > You
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Is it hot in here, or is it just me?
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Curse Word.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Curse Word!
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Back-up Shirt.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Please don't mug me.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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I like this shirt.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Did I remember pants this time?
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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I'm wearing a shirt today.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I like life.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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I heart you!
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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I <3 U
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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I think I'm in like.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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I'm a boy.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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I'm a girl.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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kcor srorriM
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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I > U
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Don't blame me, I voted Gore.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Don't blame me, I voted Kerry.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Red means stop.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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<3 > $
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Ta Mère!
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I don't live in a yellow submarine
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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I'm thirsty
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I drink water.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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What would Bruce do?
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Love me!
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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You inhale most vigorously
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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My toe hurts
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Not dead.
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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Don't touch that.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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I am NOT a ninja.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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I'd hit that... in a happy nonsexual way.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I stole this shirt. Twice.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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