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anders.cold aka Anders Cold is a 30.2 year old boy, has been a member since September 23, 2003, has scored 1,311 submissions, giving an average score of 1.63, helping 14 designs get printed.
Knowledge speaks but wisdom listens.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
no man is an archipelago.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
drop quotes, not bombs
of 16 votes, 25% like it
Soylent Green – the breakfast of champions.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
when I grow up, i want to be a spaceship.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
no arms, no cake.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
64 characters is sufficient for everything. It's all you will eve
of 22 votes, 18% like it
comb your beard
of 54 votes, 15% like it
french fries come from paris, texas
of 54 votes, 13% like it
my castle is made out of flapjacks
of 54 votes, 15% like it
grabbing ass but not being very serious about it
of 54 votes, 13% like it
cruising in a cardboard limo
of 54 votes, 15% like it
it's love. give it away.
of 54 votes, 22% like it
i like putting socks on an octopus
of 54 votes, 24% like it
monocles are way cool
of 59 votes, 34% like it
legal, illegal, scheissegal
of 59 votes, 15% like it
george needs to listen to some more reggae.
of 60 votes, 13% like it
My other shirt is a spaceship
of 253 votes, 19% like it
sunshine embodied
of 286 votes, 16% like it
I want to be a spaceship when I grow up.
of 257 votes, 24% like it
kill television
of 288 votes, 17% like it
Llewd did I live, in evil I did dwell.
of 340 votes, 14% like it
eat more chemicals.
of 335 votes, 20% like it
fleebleblef!!!
of 25 votes, 0% like it
The 8-ball loves the Death-star
of 276 votes, 13% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
a hot triangle is way cooler than a vicious circle.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
beer: 3000.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
bonanza battle system®
of 25 votes, 8% like it
ceci n'est pas un frenchkisser
of 17 votes, 6% like it
destroyer of worlds
of 319 votes, 17% like it
don't let the bedbugs bite
of 44 votes, 9% like it
drop names, not bombs
of 18 votes, 6% like it
eat lightning. poop thunder.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
fuck da yuppies, we dwell in caves!
of 52 votes, 4% like it
grow beards, not halos
of 51 votes, 10% like it
have sex with your tv
of 34 votes, 9% like it
he'll be moonwalking back from the dead anytime. trust me.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
hijack the system!
of 91 votes, 10% like it
I AM OMNIPOTENT!!! NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH!!!
of 111 votes, 10% like it
i make great small talk and lousy big speeches.
of 20 votes, 0% like it
jabba was a huge darth brooks fan
of 30 votes, 10% like it
my other tee is a tanooki suit
of 52 votes, 8% like it
my pet wookie's name is johnson.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
my sofa hates me. and I'm out of beer.
of 100 votes, 10% like it
OBESITY STALKS THE LAND
of 22 votes, 9% like it
punk's not dad.
of 22 votes, 0% like it
real men don't back up. they just cry.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
slender like a rainstorm
of 53 votes, 9% like it
smooth subliminal
of 20 votes, 10% like it
this is 19 characters.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
we got cyan, we got magenta, we got yellow, we got black pussy!
of 50 votes, 2% like it
what doesn't kill you only makes you conga
of 20 votes, 0% like it
what you see as a t-shirt is really an armor. go on, feel it.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
when hell freezes over, i'll skate it
of 21 votes, 0% like it
will i blend?
of 53 votes, 19% like it
yes yes yes / no no no
of 26 votes, 4% like it
you have very beautiful wings
of 64 votes, 9% like it
^ insert alcohol here.
of 30 votes, 10% like it

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All about me

born 1982.
assistant art director at soundvenue magazine.