monkies could do my job
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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I'll sleep later. More coffee, NOW!!
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Hmm...time to lower my expectations.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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DON'T PLAY IN THE TOILET
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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I love you, Captain Morgan!
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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lol, acronyms
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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hitting people keeps me sane
of 43 votes, 37% like it
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gum in your hair SUCKS
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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grandma loves me
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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the balloon animals are plotting again..
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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It's quiet. ...TOO quiet...
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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I am ABOVE the law! ...of inertia!
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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My other girlfriend is Lindsay Lohan.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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THE WEATHER CHANNEL ROCKS
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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lol, space race
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Coke > Pepsi
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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front-flipping > walking
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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give hate a chance!
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Bring back the eighties!!!!!!!!!!
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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lol, pancreas
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I'm prettier when you're drunk!
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Optimus Prime is my dad
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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vampires > zombies
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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old people are plotting...
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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bread: the new meat?
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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use fire to get people's attention
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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DO NOT LOOK AT ME
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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pants: the new hat?
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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You bathe in a tub of lies!
of 38 votes, 29% like it
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PACK OF WILD CHIPMUNKS CHASING ME
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Your mother's pancakes are delicious!
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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Got a problem? Blame society!
of 38 votes, 34% like it
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You bread-wielding fool!
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Pants are a thing of the past.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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Batman is emo
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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quit breathing my air!
of 43 votes, 33% like it
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Proud to be asexual.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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Don't eat animals! People are tastier.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Eat pickles! For shinier healthier skin!
of 56 votes, 23% like it
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Darth Vader is emo
of 93 votes, 30% like it
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Oh go sit on a cucumber.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Angst > Emo
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Monkey versus Satan
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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I'm a real boy!
of 48 votes, 29% like it
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LOOK OUT! HELICOPTER SHARKS!!
of 51 votes, 22% like it
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Chuck Norris VS Waldo
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Wake up, you're dreaming.
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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Only YOU can start forest fires.
of 36 votes, 47% like it
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Pancakes AND Waffles?!?!
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Shoes are for the weak.
of 36 votes, 36% like it
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Elmo is my prison bitch.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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I scare your children.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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please roll me onto my side
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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A succubus lives in my closet.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Your mother was a fruit bat!
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Einstein is a crazy mo' fo'.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Ninjas beat up my mom.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Ninjas can beat up anybody.
of 45 votes, 42% like it
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NINJAS ARE EVERYWHERE
of 59 votes, 27% like it
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Zombie Hunter
of 50 votes, 34% like it
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tell your mom to stop calling me!
of 73 votes, 25% like it
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beware of helicopter sharks
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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I survived a kick from Chuck Norris
of 77 votes, 39% like it
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WE MUST FIGHT WITH KNIVES
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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Red Wizard needs food badly.
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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Didn't your mom teach you not to stare?
of 56 votes, 27% like it
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My other shirt is full plate mail.
of 58 votes, 22% like it
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In the name of my mother I will defeat u
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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If you see me running, we're fucked.
of 87 votes, 33% like it
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You smell like old people :D
of 51 votes, 25% like it
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Let's give each other whiplash.
of 57 votes, 23% like it
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I lost my GOOD shirt in the war.
of 52 votes, 35% like it
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Thinkin of a # between 1 and Fuck You
of 50 votes, 32% like it
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PAY ATTENTION TO ME
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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my other shirt is a hot woman
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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I have a high endurance stat.
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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NUKE THE AZTECS!!!
of 82 votes, 17% like it
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you are not the slogan on your t-shirt!
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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push me towards where the girls are
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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push me towards where the food is
of 55 votes, 27% like it
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can't sleep, politicians will eat me
of 68 votes, 34% like it
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Yes means no.
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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fast-forwarded porn is FUNNY!
of 58 votes, 26% like it
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SOYLENT MMORPG IS PEOPLE
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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I humped Darth Vader.
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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I'm from the STREETS!
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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/angst
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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stay the hell away from school
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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NERF POLITICIANS
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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Chuck Norris vs Batman?!?!
of 62 votes, 27% like it
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speak softly and carry a big sword
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Professional Jumping Knife Fighter
of 67 votes, 21% like it
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GIVE ME POPTARTS OR I'LL SLOBBER ON YOU
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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1f ur 90nn@ l1v h3r3, sp33k teh l@ngu@g3
of 63 votes, 25% like it
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WATCH OUT FOR GNOMES!!!
of 59 votes, 17% like it
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Your mind rots video games.
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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Soylent t-shirts are PEOPLE
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Your continual existence aggrivates me.
of 40 votes, 28% like it
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What happened to Sat. morning cartoons?!
of 60 votes, 28% like it
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Gamers against Mothers Against Games!
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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Scream if you like cookies.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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.emit gnitsaw ru ,siht daer nac uoy fI
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I have no money so please do not mug me.
of 42 votes, 33% like it
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STOP! Sandwich time.
of 55 votes, 35% like it
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Your mom plays Gamecube.
of 41 votes, 24% like it
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Dance like you got glass in your pants.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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heal plz
of 67 votes, 15% like it
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No, I will NOT have sex with you!
of 57 votes, 19% like it
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I'm looking for my mommy.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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LET'S WATCH DRAGONBALL Z AT MY HOUSE!!!
of 57 votes, 26% like it
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I found Waldo. He tried to kill me.
of 65 votes, 43% like it
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Roses are red..ah fuck it. Have sex w/me
of 55 votes, 27% like it
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I trained Bruce Lee. AND Batman.
of 41 votes, 27% like it
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Help, I can't find my underpants!
of 57 votes, 23% like it
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brb...
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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my other shirt is full plate armor
of 43 votes, 28% like it
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I invented pancakes.
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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this shirt has never been washed
of 78 votes, 22% like it
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don't you have anything better to do?
of 40 votes, 28% like it
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if you give me money, i won't hit you!
of 67 votes, 18% like it
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this shirt looks better on your floor
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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If you can read this, make me a sandwich
of 109 votes, 42% like it
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