bellybuttons...
the original mouth
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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good thing we have the sun......
OR WE COULDN'T HAVE RAISINS :(
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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THINK ABOUT DEER POOP
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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shirt: above the pants
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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i have chosen this one today
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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the quickest way out of town is always up
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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we're both breathing :)
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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who let the Canis lupis familiaris out?!
(sci name for dogs)
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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football is just a bunch of guys w/ alot of $ running n2 ea. othr
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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:1 + :1 = :2
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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fortune: you will read this
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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blackjack, its like life
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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whats another word for thesaurus
of 18 votes, 44% like it
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what if air went on strike???
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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if you stand on top of me i will say stop
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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if im made up of 75% water how come only blood comes out....?
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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im really bloody in side
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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other people have this shirt
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Remember: pearl harbor (have pearl harbor crossed out)
trash day
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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it is currently now in all time zones
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I INVENTED THE GAME
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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DON'T READ
think about eating toenail clippings
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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cramps suck
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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wanna be my f*** book friend
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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pooping is weird
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Y34R5 4R3 F34R5
(years are fears)
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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invest in shirts
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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im looking at your crotch
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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knife is spelled stupid
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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my credit card has 4 digits....i got it back in the day
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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traded money for this
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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i gave someone money for this
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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animals lick there butts
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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consider this my background
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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i get money....and then eat it
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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sometimes i wish i could punch through my online headset
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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what if craig doesn't have a list
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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do something INSANE!!! ill video it
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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talking about yesterday is soooo outdated
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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owning a house is sooooo pre-recession
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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1 piece of human
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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ill sell this shirt for $100
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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IM NOT YELLING
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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i never finish anything i star
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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ef is for when you dont wanna say the bad word
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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submit questions up top...
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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can i comment on your myspace
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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bills suck!
of 36 votes, 0% like it
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may be male or female, use caution when identifying
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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ask me a question, and i might comment back
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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if you type this over and over again it will look better
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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BASE
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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i hate taking out the trash too!
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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ART IS MY FIRST LANGUAGE
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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crispy crunchy tender cakey skin!
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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i just used blood
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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please log in
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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I BET YOU DONT HAVE THIS SHIRT
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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im really good at the heimlich
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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gods coming and she's mad
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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id rather be crunchy
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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if i was on a menu i'd be the most bangin'
of 58 votes, 5% like it
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can i have your face
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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i dont need you, i got a blow up
of 58 votes, 5% like it
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dose this shirt make me look crunchy
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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CAN I SHOOT YOU? with my camera
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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can i slap you with my car?
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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i collar bone you
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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HEY WHATS UP, my shirt dose the talking for me...
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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its ok, you can touch me
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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you are right here
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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dont look like that, it makes my face hurt
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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please buy this shirt
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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what the problem is?
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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salt and pepper are bff
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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...........hi
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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look over there....pow! i took your wallet
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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can i punch your neck?
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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dosn't my shirt make you want to throw yours away
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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driving fast makes me happy
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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the green beans didn't make me strong
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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look at my body
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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when i was little, i could fly
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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ima slo drunka
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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i have a hundred polar bears in my pocket, watch out
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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you can call me god
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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i have a screenshot button in my head
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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**stupid slogan here**
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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i is so good at english
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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your not me, so be quiet
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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the internet dominates tv
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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