alright. I will start then. Had a perfect stranger once tell me he had a room across the street at the motel. I told him I hoped he and his room would be happy together, badumching. It's 2.5 hours to quittin time people

The rare occasions I've ever had a pick-up line used on me, I just laughed and laughed until the poor guy would leave. I mean, have you seen me? You can't be that drunk.

"Oooh, you're cute. I love alternative chicks."



LOL. I almost threw up.

And I think I just laughed too, Michelle, if that can be counted as a blow off.

"It's not you, it's me." Supposedly, she "respected" me.

I respect you, jack...

awwwwwwwww.





also, i've given: "yeah . . . you look too much like you're brother." i don't know if it was the worst, because it was TRUE, but I don't think any girl wants to hear that.

oh man, that's more break up than blow off. Unless you were never dating in the first place.

and your apes...

I have to be home by midnight or my car will turn into a pumpkin

no, we were.

. . . looks like i killed a promising blog.

i was rejected on a first date because



"well, i thought your boobs were bigger"

wow.

that happened to me, too.

it was horrible, then like a week later he asked me out again because "i can't get any pussy right now, but, and i know your not into the whole 'sex' thing, but can i just look at you naked?"



i was in the 7th grade...he was a douche and was recently in a car accident and now he sells cocaine in religon class

wow. that reaches "traumatic" level, in my book.

yes, I'm officially disturbed by that and it takes a LOT to disturb me. Hold me, Chris.

i got over it pretty quickly, really.

wow

*holds dom*



*picks his pocket*

give me back my vibrator, dammit!

you guys are silly!

hey . . . how come it doubles as a cell phone? was this an iPhone prototype? the viBrate?

the iSturbate

iBrator Dom. It's called an iBrator.



true story

Dom!



That's mine!



Where'd you find it?!

hahahaha, good one genee.

This probably isn't a good one, but it's the only one I can think of. I was at a bar one night and waiting on my beer, this guy walks up and starts making conversation.



"What do they call you?"



"Uh, Adrienne."



"Well, I'm Simon..."



At this point my beer arrived, so I said, "OH! That's my son's name!" (which is true) Then I walked off.



I felt bad later because he could've just been a nice guy making conversation but what's worse? Nipping it in the bud or leading someone on?

Hehe! Simon is such a cute name.

I once had a girl say she couldn't date me because I looked too much like her ex.

i MOVED TO A REALLY WEIRD AREA CODE AND i CANNOT CALL.......

i dated a guy who looked like my ex once...they both turned out to be douches...but anyway.



i've never met anyone named simon, but i used to have dreams about him

lemonalle on Jan 12 '07 at 12:37pm

"Oooh, you're cute. I love alternative chicks."

LOL. I almost threw up.





*walks away in shame* :-(

I find 'do you want to go halves on making a baby?' works every time.

ok, that last one was the winner