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helladelightful aka maryellen sue is a 19.48 year old girl, has been a member since January 10, 2006, has scored 2153 submissions, giving an average score of 1.80.

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Oct 14 '08 by helladelightful

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What shud i do
-its the first night of fall break; all my frineds have pretty much gone home
-i'm hungry, and plan on drinking heavily tonight, and yet, i can't find ANYONE to go to dinner with

options:
-going to commons by myself, suffering thoroughly, dying of embarrassmnt and probably not even eating that uch anyways because i'm by myself
-eating triscuts and oreos and special K bars becasue thats what I have in my drawer

also keeping in mind:
-I;ve become anemic from being at college for six weeks.
therefore: i bruise real easy and its really funny
but: i should probably pay attention to eating

also:
I'm hungry. did i say that yet?

OH ! And i get to go home tomorrow.

Malcolm Man on Oct 14 '08 at 6:08pm

Go to the grocery store and buy some food. Then teach yourself how to cook and make something awesome.

helladelightful on Oct 14 '08 at 6:08pm

a) i dont have a car and the nearest grocery store is ass far away
b) i don't have a kitchen

i can cook, thank you very much

Mosquito88 on Oct 14 '08 at 6:09pm

Eat a banana. Yellow food rocks!

Malcolm Man on Oct 14 '08 at 6:13pm

Come to my apartment. I'll teach you how to cook.

helladelightful on Oct 14 '08 at 6:14pm

i'll pay for it in sexual favors. deal?

slash last freind just struck out

triscuts!!! woot!! the past three out of 4 days I have eaten triscuts for dinner because i keep awawkrdly missing dinner/ companions for it

shakethesheets on Oct 14 '08 at 6:15pm

GO EAT REAL FOOD

canceromega on Oct 14 '08 at 6:17pm

Mmm, whenever that happens to me, I go to a restaurant, order something to go, and take it back to my room.
If those are your only two options though, I say go with A and take a book with you so it looks like you're all studying.

Malcolm Man on Oct 14 '08 at 6:18pm

oh wow, usually I have to persuade my guests into drinking 3 glasses of wine before they offer that up!

Malcolm Man on Oct 14 '08 at 6:19pm

shakethesheets on Oct 14 '08 at 6:15pm
GO EAT REAL FOOD

Seriously, if you've become anemic, you need to eat something with a little nutrition.

SheblyII on Oct 14 '08 at 6:22pm

I'll be there in a few, Nora. Just let me pick up a few things:

helladelightful on Oct 14 '08 at 6:25pm

shelbs, i'm one step ahead of you.. i've got koolaid right here!!!

HOT

Steve The Great on Oct 14 '08 at 6:26pm

*follows shelby*

SheblyII on Oct 14 '08 at 6:27pm

Ah! NORA, I ADORE!

In that case, I have some exta change to spend...

helladelightful on Oct 14 '08 at 6:29pm

YESSSS

when i go home tomorrow my first stop is going to be the japenese grocery store in cambridge.SCORE/

Chipmnk on Oct 14 '08 at 6:29pm

Eh, you really shouldn't be worried about eating alone. I've done it lots of times. People aren't going to point and stare or think you're a loner. Hell, if people weren't so self-contained in their own little boxes, they'd probably eat with you. My dorm friends and I actually did that a few times when we saw people eating alone.

But yeah, go freakin' eat if you're hungry!

Malcolm Man on Oct 14 '08 at 6:31pm

Chipmnk on Oct 14 '08 at 6:29pm
Eh, you really shouldn't be worried about eating alone.

I do it all the time. I think guys do it more often. I never feel funny.

Johnny Baboon on Oct 14 '08 at 6:32pm

the old lady just made me some amazing home made mac and cheese. you all should be jealous

helladelightful on Oct 14 '08 at 6:34pm

i had some reduced fat triscuits ( mah faaaav!) and some "clear american mandarin orange" calorie free sparkling water beverage

...i'm apparenlty getting really fucked up tonght

Steve The Great on Oct 14 '08 at 6:36pm

*continues to follow shelby*

Lucretia Mott on Oct 14 '08 at 6:37pm

Malcolm Man on Oct 14 '08 at 6:08pm
Go to the grocery store and buy some food. Then teach yourself how to cook and make something awesome.

Spoken like a true non college student =P

Norz, is it really so bad to go by yourself? I'm sure you'll run into someone you know and if not just bring some work and look productive. Guys dig girls who get their work done before getting shitfaced.

Lucretia Mott on Oct 14 '08 at 6:39pm

Do you even have kitchens at bates? We only have ours because there are no dining halls, and ours is mostly a giant roach harem anyways.

Jackanapes mk.II on Oct 14 '08 at 7:00pm

I dunno, Hads.

I can cook--a bit.

On a somewhat related note, I've decided that in order to preserve money, I'm going to try to shop at the National Dollar store down the street--as much as I can and still retain a basic level of nutrition.

I mean, I can't eat peaches in light syrup for dinner, dammit.

Roostersauce on Oct 14 '08 at 7:02pm

Go eat some steak! get some protein in you

Malcolm Man on Oct 14 '08 at 7:06pm

I am against college. Therefore, I cook all of my meals!!!

That's not true. I only cook about twice a week.

kayceislost on Oct 14 '08 at 7:08pm

I didnt have a kitchen freshman year, but I had one in my hall sophomore year, and one in my room first semester junior year... then I lived at home, now I live in a house...

But you should go eat something, nora :) go to the commons and bring a book or something and pretend to be completely absorbed in it?

Jackanapes mk.II on Oct 14 '08 at 7:13pm

When I do that, I also people watch, Kayce.

But I have effed up vision, and when I want to see something in the distance, I need to squint/close my right eye. So, like, it looks like I'm winking at the people I'm watching.

Maybe this is why I am shunned.

Steve The Great on Oct 14 '08 at 7:14pm

you should eat.

Malcolm Man on Oct 14 '08 at 7:14pm

"Look, it's that weird Michael Cera lookin' Kid! He's giving me the ol' squinty eye again! crrreeeeeeepy!"

Jackanapes mk.II on Oct 14 '08 at 7:15pm

You should eat a man.

kayceislost on Oct 14 '08 at 7:16pm

I never went to the dining hall alone..

oh wait, once but it was the end of the year and I had a lot of meals left so I walked in to just get some sweet tea then I walked back out.

Steve The Great on Oct 14 '08 at 7:17pm

I still go to the dining hall alone sometimes...even though I promise I have friends.

kayceislost on Oct 14 '08 at 7:17pm

i havent been to the dining hall since sophomore year.

thank goodness.

Steve The Great on Oct 14 '08 at 7:21pm

lol @ it's still my sophomore year.

starr226 on Oct 14 '08 at 8:57pm

kayce is totally right - take a book. If you're showing signs of anemia you totally have to eat, my dear.

Jackanapes mk.II on Oct 14 '08 at 9:39pm

Steve The Great on Oct 14 '08 at 7:17pm
I still go to the dining hall alone sometimes...even though I promise I have friends.

Wow.

I never realized Steven and I were so similar.

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