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helladelightful aka maryellen sue is a 21.97 year old girl, has been a member since January 10, 2006, has scored 2,153 submissions, giving an average score of 1.80, helping 70 designs get printed.

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Oct 05 '08 by helladelightful
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Beard Burn

Hi guys

Listen, fellas. I know that since childhood you've aspired to have wonderfully epic facial hair, ie

However, truly the stubble makes my face hurt. My chin is still red and stinging. Ouch, ouch ouch ouch ouch.

Is it because youre lazy? Or because you're thinking of growing it out for a change? Or because you like the halfway sort of effortless look?

I dont know the answer; all I know is that this, while attractive most times :

makes me saaaad when it rashes my face up.

And makes my parents, who were up visiting for parents weekend say "why, nora, your chin looks a little irritated. what happened there??"

Let me know, thanks for listening.

Love forever,
nora

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ofthecoast on Oct 05 '08 at 8:30pm

stubble is sexy, okay.

don't let nora tell you otherwise.

you just gotta moisturize after, nors.

Torakamikaze on Oct 05 '08 at 8:31pm

obviously im the exception

xiv on Oct 05 '08 at 8:31pm

avalanche_lily on Oct 05 '08 at 8:31pm

you must mean stubble burn. THAT hurts.

Beards are rather soft.

helladelightful on Oct 05 '08 at 8:32pm

alliterations sound nice

BUT GUYS WAAAAAAAH

it HURTS

ofthecoast on Oct 05 '08 at 8:32pm

stubble burn = pash rash.

poor nora.

Neon Samurai on Oct 05 '08 at 8:33pm

Good to hear Kelsi - because I rock the five o'clock shadow.

iDanSimpson on Oct 05 '08 at 8:33pm

i'm not shaving.

jet approves on Oct 05 '08 at 8:33pm

it's still hot though.

helladelightful on Oct 05 '08 at 8:34pm

fact. its attractive. it doesn't make me sad until the morning after i guess

...

Torakamikaze on Oct 05 '08 at 8:35pm

my beard makes girls feel warm and safe

lordog on Oct 05 '08 at 8:36pm

just tell them to kiss you somewhere else for awhile. it will clear up soon. :)

avalanche_lily on Oct 05 '08 at 8:36pm

This guy couldn't hurt you.

iDanSimpson on Oct 05 '08 at 8:37pm

to be fair with myself and my manhood, i don't really call my stubble a "beard." i usually refer to it as my "fashion stubble" :)

helladelightful on Oct 05 '08 at 8:37pm

who could say no to that hunk of man love?

Steve The Great on Oct 05 '08 at 8:38pm

you don't have to worry about my face hair irritating any woman i'm involved with

for two reasons

i cant grow face hair

im not involved with any women.

avalanche_lily on Oct 05 '08 at 8:39pm

a mexican hairless...

helladelightful on Oct 05 '08 at 8:43pm

actually though moisturizer? kelsi? is that the solving method?

Chipmnk on Oct 05 '08 at 8:44pm

You will never have to worry about this from me.

Also, why did you IM me and proceed to not talk to me?

lordog on Oct 05 '08 at 8:47pm

aloe vera gel works wonders.

also, try making out with a variety of stuble/beard lengths, so you can find the one that suits you best. then just target those guys when the need arises.

ofthecoast on Oct 05 '08 at 8:47pm

It helps, nor. Sometimes though, you just have to use vaseline or chapstick heavily before bed like a salve. It's soothing, at least, if it doesn't make it go away.

Other than that I have no solution. But if that's the price I have to pay to get to make out witha hot bearded man, I'm all for it, really.

helladelightful on Oct 05 '08 at 8:48pm

ahhahah ok

aalvin when was this!?!?

Chipmnk on Oct 05 '08 at 8:48pm

You totally IMed me last night and then signed off.

ofthecoast on Oct 05 '08 at 8:51pm

BUT ITS ALL IN THE NAME OF A GOOD TIME, JEBBIE AND THAT MAKES IT A-OKAY.

lordog on Oct 05 '08 at 8:52pm

me too, jebbs. me too. the curse of albinism...i has it.

Spam69 on Oct 05 '08 at 8:54pm

Gah! You so sound like my wife. Once it gets to a certain length though it smooth and silky. Like stoking an otter.

Spam69 on Oct 05 '08 at 8:55pm

Ahem. That should have read stroking not stoking.

iPear on Oct 05 '08 at 8:55pm

what I got from this blog:

"I have stubble"

did I interpret this wrong?

Chipmnk on Oct 05 '08 at 8:55pm

I think that's the gist of it, Omair.

helladelightful on Oct 05 '08 at 8:57pm

waitwait alvin i feel so badly about this;;; what time was it!!?!

also: yeah, omair, prety much. college, maturing... my body is changing you know

iPear on Oct 05 '08 at 8:58pm

there's stubble, and then there's partial growth.

Spam69 on Oct 05 '08 at 8:59pm

I would let you stoke my otter Jebbie but I'm married AND you have germs. So You will have to find another man to fondle.

Spam69 on Oct 05 '08 at 9:00pm

Isn't partial growth when you can't get a full erection?

Chipmnk on Oct 05 '08 at 9:00pm

lulz I think it was about 11:45 or so last night?

It's totally fine. I was mainly just surprised.

Spam69 on Oct 05 '08 at 9:02pm

hehe - Do you think that last sentence of Jebbies has ever been uttered or writtendown before in thewhole history of mankind.

helladelightful on Oct 05 '08 at 9:04pm

alvin i totally miss you though we should ttotototally talk and i'm totally sober so i wont sign off on you now!

jublin on Oct 05 '08 at 9:06pm

interesting... i was just thinking about how i want to go clean cut for a while.

Spam69 on Oct 05 '08 at 9:06pm

Otters smell. Really bad.

Especially if they haven't shaved.

d3d on Oct 05 '08 at 9:07pm

my wife fucking hates facial hair. i keep trying to tell her that modern women find stubble attractive and she should have married a woman but she's not falling for it. either way i'm not going to start shaving every day.

helladelightful on Oct 05 '08 at 9:07pm

sounds great justin lets make out after you shave!

spacesick 2 on Oct 05 '08 at 9:09pm

sike! :D

jublin on Oct 05 '08 at 9:10pm

Is it because youre lazy? yes

Or because you're thinking of growing it out for a change? yes

Or because you like the halfway sort of effortless look? yes

all yes yes yes