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helladelightful
helladelightful aka maryellen sue is a 19.49 year old girl, has been a member since January 10, 2006, has scored 2153 submissions, giving an average score of 1.80.
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  Oct 05 '08 by helladelightful        138 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Hi guys

Listen, fellas. I know that since childhood you've aspired to have wonderfully epic facial hair, ie



However, truly the stubble makes my face hurt. My chin is still red and stinging. Ouch, ouch ouch ouch ouch.

Is it because youre lazy? Or because you're thinking of growing it out for a change? Or because you like the halfway sort of effortless look?

I dont know the answer; all I know is that this, while attractive most times :
makes me saaaad when it rashes my face up.

And makes my parents, who were up visiting for parents weekend say "why, nora, your chin looks a little irritated. what happened there??"

Let me know, thanks for listening.

Love forever,
nora
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ofthecoast
ofthecoast on Oct 05 '08 at 8:30pm
stubble is sexy, okay.
don't let nora tell you otherwise.

you just gotta moisturize after, nors.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Oct 05 '08 at 8:31pm
obviously im the exception
xiv
   xiv on Oct 05 '08 at 8:31pm
avalanche_lily
avalanche_lily on Oct 05 '08 at 8:31pm
you must mean stubble burn. THAT hurts.

Beards are rather soft.
helladelightful
helladelightful on Oct 05 '08 at 8:32pm
alliterations sound nice

BUT GUYS WAAAAAAAH

it HURTS
ofthecoast
ofthecoast on Oct 05 '08 at 8:32pm
stubble burn = pash rash.
poor nora.
Neon Samurai
Neon Samurai on Oct 05 '08 at 8:33pm
Good to hear Kelsi - because I rock the five o'clock shadow.
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Oct 05 '08 at 8:33pm
i'm not shaving.
jet approves
jet approves on Oct 05 '08 at 8:33pm
it's still hot though.
helladelightful
helladelightful on Oct 05 '08 at 8:34pm
fact. its attractive. it doesn't make me sad until the morning after i guess
...

Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Oct 05 '08 at 8:35pm
my beard makes girls feel warm and safe
lordog
lordog on Oct 05 '08 at 8:36pm
just tell them to kiss you somewhere else for awhile. it will clear up soon. :)
avalanche_lily
avalanche_lily on Oct 05 '08 at 8:36pm


This guy couldn't hurt you.
iDanSimpson
iDanSimpson on Oct 05 '08 at 8:37pm
to be fair with myself and my manhood, i don't really call my stubble a "beard." i usually refer to it as my "fashion stubble" :)
helladelightful
helladelightful on Oct 05 '08 at 8:37pm
who could say no to that hunk of man love?
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Oct 05 '08 at 8:38pm
you don't have to worry about my face hair irritating any woman i'm involved with




for two reasons


i cant grow face hair

im not involved with any women.
avalanche_lily
avalanche_lily on Oct 05 '08 at 8:39pm
a mexican hairless...
helladelightful
helladelightful on Oct 05 '08 at 8:43pm
actually though moisturizer? kelsi? is that the solving method?
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Oct 05 '08 at 8:44pm
You will never have to worry about this from me.

Also, why did you IM me and proceed to not talk to me?
lordog
lordog on Oct 05 '08 at 8:47pm
aloe vera gel works wonders.

also, try making out with a variety of stuble/beard lengths, so you can find the one that suits you best. then just target those guys when the need arises.
ofthecoast
ofthecoast on Oct 05 '08 at 8:47pm
It helps, nor. Sometimes though, you just have to use vaseline or chapstick heavily before bed like a salve. It's soothing, at least, if it doesn't make it go away.

Other than that I have no solution. But if that's the price I have to pay to get to make out witha hot bearded man, I'm all for it, really.
helladelightful
helladelightful on Oct 05 '08 at 8:48pm
ahhahah ok

aalvin when was this!?!?
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Oct 05 '08 at 8:48pm
You totally IMed me last night and then signed off.
Jebbie
Jebbie on Oct 05 '08 at 8:50pm
Yeah I hate pash rash.

I love me some facial hair, seriously facial hair on guys is hot, but I have pale pale pasty white skin that is super sensitive, so I get myself a love red chin ;-;
ofthecoast
ofthecoast on Oct 05 '08 at 8:51pm
BUT ITS ALL IN THE NAME OF A GOOD TIME, JEBBIE AND THAT MAKES IT A-OKAY.
lordog
lordog on Oct 05 '08 at 8:52pm
me too, jebbs. me too. the curse of albinism...i has it.
Jebbie
Jebbie on Oct 05 '08 at 8:53pm
I AGREEEEEEE KELSI

I don't complain, do you see any pashrash whining blogs from me? And you know even if I'm a teeny bit upset I make a blog about it... But no, no pashrash complaint blogs from me. I understand that in life for anything worth while there is sacrifice, I sacrifice my white chin for good times.
Spam69
Spam69 on Oct 05 '08 at 8:54pm
Gah! You so sound like my wife. Once it gets to a certain length though it smooth and silky. Like stoking an otter.
Spam69
Spam69 on Oct 05 '08 at 8:55pm
Ahem. That should have read stroking not stoking.
Jebbie
Jebbie on Oct 05 '08 at 8:55pm
haha it's so degrading catching a train home in the morning wearing party clothes and sporting a red chin. i try to hide it with my hand which i think aggrivates it and makes it work. oops
iPear
iPear on Oct 05 '08 at 8:55pm
what I got from this blog:

"I have stubble"

did I interpret this wrong?
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Oct 05 '08 at 8:55pm
I think that's the gist of it, Omair.
Jebbie
Jebbie on Oct 05 '08 at 8:55pm
STOKING AN OTTER

stroking an otter

i want to stroke an otter @_@
helladelightful
helladelightful on Oct 05 '08 at 8:57pm
waitwait alvin i feel so badly about this;;; what time was it!!?!

also: yeah, omair, prety much. college, maturing... my body is changing you know
iPear
iPear on Oct 05 '08 at 8:58pm
there's stubble, and then there's partial growth.
Spam69
Spam69 on Oct 05 '08 at 8:59pm
I would let you stoke my otter Jebbie but I'm married AND you have germs. So You will have to find another man to fondle.
Jebbie
Jebbie on Oct 05 '08 at 9:00pm
It's okay spam I didn't want to stroke YOUR otter just a otter.

And by otter I mean otter :/ I wasn't innuendoing
Spam69
Spam69 on Oct 05 '08 at 9:00pm
Isn't partial growth when you can't get a full erection?
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Oct 05 '08 at 9:00pm
lulz I think it was about 11:45 or so last night?

It's totally fine. I was mainly just surprised.

Spam69
Spam69 on Oct 05 '08 at 9:02pm
hehe - Do you think that last sentence of Jebbies has ever been uttered or writtendown before in thewhole history of mankind.
helladelightful
helladelightful on Oct 05 '08 at 9:04pm
alvin i totally miss you though we should ttotototally talk and i'm totally sober so i wont sign off on you now!
Jebbie
Jebbie on Oct 05 '08 at 9:04pm
Haha probably not ;-;

everyone tries to make otters into something bad just cos i like them ;-; LEAVE ME AN DTHE OTTERS ALONE PEOPLE

especially cos i'm sick *sniffle
jublin
   jublin on Oct 05 '08 at 9:06pm
interesting... i was just thinking about how i want to go clean cut for a while.
Spam69
Spam69 on Oct 05 '08 at 9:06pm
Otters smell. Really bad.

Especially if they haven't shaved.
Jebbie
Jebbie on Oct 05 '08 at 9:07pm
DONT DO IT JUBFACE
d3d
   d3d on Oct 05 '08 at 9:07pm
my wife fucking hates facial hair. i keep trying to tell her that modern women find stubble attractive and she should have married a woman but she's not falling for it. either way i'm not going to start shaving every day.
helladelightful
helladelightful on Oct 05 '08 at 9:07pm
sounds great justin lets make out after you shave!
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Oct 05 '08 at 9:09pm
:(
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Oct 05 '08 at 9:09pm
sike! :D
jublin
   jublin on Oct 05 '08 at 9:10pm
Is it because youre lazy? yes
Or because you're thinking of growing it out for a change? yes
Or because you like the halfway sort of effortless look? yes

all yes yes yes

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