I've walked enough. (Sitting Bull)
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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I'll be right back. (Godot)
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Is there any life before death?
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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I think, therefor I lie!
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I never drink, except when I'm alone or with friends.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Reality is illusion generated by abscence of alcohol.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Who laughs the last, didn't get the joke.
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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It's easy to be fair, when you don't have other choices.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I never drink alcohol! (Dracula)
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Whats the point in working when Japanese already did it?
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Why the one who snores always falls first to sleep?
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Is it progress when cannibal uses fork and knife?
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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George Orwell was optimistic!
of 32 votes, 34% like it
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Coito ergo sum
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Better five to twelve than none after one.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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If you can't explain it to them, confuse them.
of 32 votes, 34% like it
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Live fast, die young - be a nice corpse!
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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Help police - beat yourself up.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Be smart - stay stupid!
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Do something for your country - emigrate!
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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We have several problems for every solution.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Only hopeless can give us hope.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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I have my beliefs, don't mystify me with facts.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Communist is the guy who has nothing and wants to share it.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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There must be someone on the moon. Light is on.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Eye for an eye and the whole world will be blind.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Better active today, than radioactive tomorrow.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Don't drink water - fishes f**k in it.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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God is dead. (Nietszche) Nietszche is dead. (God)
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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IMHO you're hot.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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If you sleep with me, I'll buy you an ice cream.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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I don't have a girlfriend.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I <3 I
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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You can put your ad here.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Blood, guts, cuts, knives, wives, lives, nuns, sluts...
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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