Laundry List • Clothes & Money
of 58 votes, 5% like it
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I take bribes. Ask what kind!
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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I can kill you with this pen. Wait, where is my pen?
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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I wonder what the long distance rates are in a TARDIS.
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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I'm too honorificabilitudinitatibus for this shirt.
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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The stupider one is, the closer one is to reality.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Man Created the Devil in His Own Image
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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talking nonsense is a privilege humans possess over other animals
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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Orgy-porgy
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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I take bribes, but what kind of bribes? Why, greyhound puppies.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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A rogue would cheat you, sell you some rubbish instead of souls.
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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Gogol's Dead Souls is unfinished.
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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AquaLad is not a cat.
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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As I was saying, I hate being a t-shirt.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Mmm, human flesh.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Who are you and what have you done with my giraffe?
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Who are you and what have you done with my pet goat?
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Who are you and what have you done with my robot?
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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Who are you and what have you done with my crocodile?
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Who are you and what have you done with my doormouse?
of 53 votes, 6% like it
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Who are you and what have you done with my moose?
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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Who are you and what have you done with my llama?
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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F__k
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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b_l_a_n_k
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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I like laundering my clothes and my money.
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Wanna see my cat?
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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It rhymes.
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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It's on your face.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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I am the modern man.
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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This would be funny if this wasn't my skin.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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You know what, I'm leaving now.
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Don't play with fire. Seriously.
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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.sdrawkcab s'tI
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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My computer can read your thoughts.
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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Dream for tomorrow, for today has already passed.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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The real world is stranger than we can imagine.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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I can kill you with this pen. Wait, where did I leave my pen.
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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